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brasher
20-10-09, 02:09 PM
Sup Domestics,

My girlfriends dog carked it and she is mad devo'd, to cheer her up and hopefully stop her whining I want to get her a puppy to fill the empty void in her soul.

The puppy must be bullshit cute! don't come into this thread trying to offload your 14 year old blue healer with a skin infection.

Something small and house friendly would be prefered, her last dog was one of those king charles little bro's so something about that size would be ideal.

This is a serious thread so mods on a power binge please don't be a fag and lock it.

POST UP YOUR PUPPIES MUCHACHO'S!

whyte
20-10-09, 02:17 PM
LOLOL

My girlfriends dog carked it and she is mad devo'd, to cheer her up and hopefully stop her whining

here ya go mate
http://www.tradingpost.com.au/Search;pgid=C2FI6j2ZT65SR0E9F9zHaTed00005RFHqBU1;s id=oD1xHBlQvnxw31ONvbh7vRJy54-CpbPGeVonFmWx?PageFlowUseCase=Search&PreviousPageFlowUseCase=QuickFinder&intref=bg109&QueryTerm=puppy

The Panda
20-10-09, 02:17 PM
In b4 lock.
http://www.prizemyeyes.com/images/black_labrador_puppy_b2.jpg

End thread. Labs are the best

whyte
20-10-09, 02:20 PM
theres a cheap pomeranian in the link i posted up.
half the price they usually cost!

brasher
20-10-09, 02:21 PM
Yeah I like Labradors but they get too big and will probably overpower my girlfriend and drag her into oncoming traffic, then who will make my breakfast in the morning?

Thanks for the link, I forgot about the old trading post.

The Panda
20-10-09, 02:24 PM
Yeah I like Labradors but they get too beautiful and will probably overpower my girlfriend with kisses and cuddles, then will garuntee me sex everytime my gf sees the gorgeous lab and remembers i bought it


Fixed

whyte
20-10-09, 02:33 PM
if you do get a lab, dont get a black one (not being racist in anyway)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2337513/2/istockphoto_2337513-labrador-retriever-cream-puppy.jpg

brasher
20-10-09, 02:36 PM
Fixed

Are you into beastiality bro?

van
20-10-09, 02:36 PM
Oh I love this thread. Adds further credence to the argument that JDMST needs a pool room.

anth
20-10-09, 02:36 PM
labs are a handful, i remember at puppy school I swear this labradore there had ADHD, the thing was all over the place

The Panda
20-10-09, 02:37 PM
I have had both a black one and a golden one. Plus a choco one lives nextdoor. They are alllll amazingly cute. Best natured dogs out there. Period.

Get a purebred one too. Cross bred is shit

The Panda
20-10-09, 02:37 PM
Are you into beastiality bro?

Are you into having ugly as fuck dogs?

No? Then listen....

satanic
20-10-09, 02:43 PM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/elwoodAP_450x363.jpg

Problem Solved... she'd be so shit-scared she'll forget about the whining!

brasher
20-10-09, 02:47 PM
you have gayed up my serious thread with all this labrador cumguzzling stuff.

If I asked for a puppy wrapped in Carbon Vinyl with fake nikes on you homos would be offering me them by the dozen.

Mr Happ
20-10-09, 02:51 PM
get a poofy little Pug. they dont bark much and chicks think they are cute.

satanic
20-10-09, 02:51 PM
Where's the love? In the wash with your Nike shirt?

ram
20-10-09, 03:03 PM
Just buy her a rotor and tell her to HTFU

20inch
20-10-09, 03:25 PM
you have gayed up my serious thread with all this labrador cumguzzling stuff.

If I asked for a puppy wrapped in Carbon Vinyl with fake nikes on you homos would be offering me them by the dozen.

i just logged on to say , YOUR A DICK HEAD

anth
20-10-09, 03:35 PM
If I asked for a puppy wrapped in Carbon Vinyl with fake nikes on you homos would be offering me them by the dozen.

gold!

whyte
20-10-09, 03:36 PM
labs are a handful, i remember at puppy school I swear this labradore there had ADHD, the thing was all over the place

pretty sure they're all like that haha

nebuchernezzer
20-10-09, 03:41 PM
Nah not all labs, but i've seen a few that are.

Get a chihuahua, i think they are stupid and funny looking scaredy dogs but chicks seem to love them.
All four strippers who went to my mate's house for his buck's made a bee line for the fiance's chihuahua (left there to fend for itself haha) rather than the best man who had their cashola!

brasher
20-10-09, 03:42 PM
i just logged on to say , YOUR A DICK HEAD

*you're son.

gosh.

Andy Wana
20-10-09, 03:47 PM
I can't help you with puppies, but everytime a loved one felt down or depressed I showed this pic

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-is-zen-master.jpg

whyte
20-10-09, 03:54 PM
i don't see how thats gonna help andy wana lol

brasher
20-10-09, 04:00 PM
Thankyou Andy Wana,

If there was an Iphone application to hug you through a TCP/IP protocol I would certainly download it :)

satanic
20-10-09, 04:01 PM
My mate recently bought a very nice Husky pup for $800 if you're keen :)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs261.snc1/8819_296508920575_677730575_9123489_2604241_n.jpg

Queenie
20-10-09, 04:03 PM
Dachshund are small are very friendly. Family friend has one and he is adorable.
Pomeranians are small and fluffy with a cute upturned tail LOL
Or a Jack Russell Terrier. They are a little too yappy though for my tastes.

Here is a couple of sites you can go to:
Pet Rescue (http://www.petrescue.com.au)
Lost Dog's Home (http://www.dogshome.com)
Australian Animal Protection Society (http://www.aaps.org.au)

u mad?
20-10-09, 04:26 PM
Jack Russell Terrier.....

horrible things

TENSE
20-10-09, 04:27 PM
husky arent small haha



got a friend who has a pure bred pom, male 6wks old or so now $650ono

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs208.snc1/7527_157546432061_664442061_3188556_4162856_n.jpg

msg me if you need/want a contact :) has a white chest

minix3
20-10-09, 04:37 PM
Kevin Cheng's dog is pretty damn cute::

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/3811509296_9f1773e731_b.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/3891220735_4ae1965803_b.jpg

rupewrecht
20-10-09, 04:45 PM
Dachshund are small are very friendly. Family friend has one and he is adorable.

+1. Then you can get the matching shirt, while she carries it round because it's legs are too small to carry itself.

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-11870311283124/low-dgreen.gif

whyte
20-10-09, 04:54 PM
^ LOL , love that shirt.

Poms are the best!
too bad i dont have one, got a jack russell X and a chihuahuha

Matt Mead
20-10-09, 05:42 PM
Cats are cooler then dogs.

Rambos mumma just slutted it up and had some more little ones?

try and tell me hes not cute

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/3211506013_2187ca9c71.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3513/3242842398_3f6cfef05f.jpg

anth
20-10-09, 05:46 PM
cats suck.

Arkhaeon
20-10-09, 05:47 PM
He's not cute.


He's dinner.

Matt Mead
20-10-09, 05:48 PM
Rambos coming to kick both your asses!!

snappy
20-10-09, 06:03 PM
Kevin Cheng's dog is pretty damn cute::

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/3811509296_9f1773e731_b.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/3891220735_4ae1965803_b.jpg

what dog is this?

Rkds
20-10-09, 06:39 PM
jump on petrescue and help out a puppy.
They have a great assortment of pups, and im sure you will score extra points for savings it's life and all ;)

Shiri
20-10-09, 06:42 PM
what dog is this?

Pretty sure it's a Chow Chow

anth
20-10-09, 06:51 PM
Pretty sure it's a Chow Chow

Lil Chow Chow?

brasher
20-10-09, 06:56 PM
I'm going to skullfuck everyone who is spamming up my hunt for a cute puppy.

Tense, that lil bro is pretty cool looking, a am a rookie with dogs and all other living things for that matter as I can not feel normal emotions, how big will that thing get?

satanic
20-10-09, 07:27 PM
Won't ever get bigger than the size of your head, that's for sure :P

Shiri
20-10-09, 07:38 PM
Lil Chow Chow?

Lily Chou Chou?

http://www.sox.bz/right/photos/lilychouchou-kokyuu.jpg

kev.inc
20-10-09, 09:07 PM
what dog is this?
It's a Pomeranian, like TENSE's.. But darker.

Bronald McDonald
20-10-09, 09:57 PM
Man up and get a GSD

All dogs are inferior to the mighty GSD.

Haven't you seen the mondeo add? They can use voice recognition and sing to songs.

brasher
20-10-09, 10:23 PM
Man up and get a GSD

All dogs are inferior to the mighty GSD.

Haven't you seen the mondeo add? They can use voice recognition and sing to songs.

GSD? I am not good with computer?

Kaotic
20-10-09, 10:34 PM
Small dogs suck...

Serial Killa
20-10-09, 10:37 PM
GSD? I am not good with computer?

http://erroraccessdenied.com/files/images/iamnotgoodwithcomputer.jpeg

brasher
20-10-09, 10:40 PM
Small dogs suck...

http://www.joewrite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/haters-gonna-hate.gif

TENSE
20-10-09, 11:52 PM
brasher, pm sent

jdmsinister
21-10-09, 12:05 AM
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06/elwoodAP_450x363.jpg

Problem Solved... she'd be so shit-scared she'll forget about the whining!

haha thats definately a mutant not a dog.

jdmsinister
21-10-09, 12:06 AM
My mate recently bought a very nice Husky pup for $800 if you're keen :)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs261.snc1/8819_296508920575_677730575_9123489_2604241_n.jpg

looks more like a soft toy.

Mitchee
21-10-09, 01:05 AM
... lil bro ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5WKpw_J7x0

On a more serious note, I highly recommend you get a rescue puppy, as others have suggested. Its like a million times more sensible that getting a pet shop puppy, plus when you tell the mrs that 'I rescued this puppy, it was on death row', you are basically guaranteed to get your end in. :cool:

rsoul82
21-10-09, 01:43 AM
I can't help you with puppies, but everytime a loved one felt down or depressed I showed this pic

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-is-zen-master.jpg

LOL...that certainly helps after losing my license...

trism
21-10-09, 02:46 AM
On a more serious note, I highly recommend you get a rescue puppy, as others have suggested. Its like a million times more sensible that getting a pet shop puppy, plus when you tell the mrs that 'I rescued this puppy, it was on death row', you are basically guaranteed to get your end in. :cool:

x a billion

VTECMACHINE
21-10-09, 03:21 AM
Maltese Shitzu's are the cuttest!!! My misses has one, and it's fully grown and still soo soooooo cute!! More exxy than some dogs, but it's the long term cost that are a mofo with dogs anyways. These things eat fuck all, and barely shit. They stay in the house, and are fairly easy to train.

http://www.murrayriverpuppies.com.au/images/Maltshihtzusmall.jpg

brasher
21-10-09, 08:41 AM
fark that maltese shittzu-dog is what she likes, like something you would shove a AA battery in and it would do backflips and shit. How would one acquire one?

Sounds a lot like a honda, cheap to run, reliable and heaps gay. I'll email her that image.

Arkhaeon
21-10-09, 08:51 AM
Sig-worthy.

Mr Happ
21-10-09, 10:02 AM
L O Farking L

The Panda
21-10-09, 10:06 AM
http://www.murrayriverpuppies.com.au/images/Maltshihtzusmall.jpg

Alright that thing is pretty cute.

whyte
21-10-09, 11:15 AM
LOL @ shitzu comment
good one for bringing cats into this thread, all theyre good for is getting hit by cars trying to be heroes crossing the road.

siddr20
21-10-09, 11:20 AM
This thread is full of LOLs lol lol

Matt Mead
21-10-09, 12:02 PM
LOL @ shitzu comment
good one for bringing cats into this thread, all theyre good for is getting hit by cars trying to be heroes crossing the road.

yeah and dogs dont do that or humans?

brasher
21-10-09, 12:22 PM
I do that most fridays after a bender.... what's your point?

pr1nce
21-10-09, 12:23 PM
what about a French Bulldog.

they rock.

X0-Sv6YnxEc

Luke-tc16
21-10-09, 12:32 PM
^ Hahahahahahahahaha Ftwwww!!!!

MAD
21-10-09, 12:51 PM
http://www.tuneldeltiempo.com.ar/images/joke%20catdog.gif

All of the win, none of the mess.

But seriously, my family rescued a our dog from a shelter about ten years ago and she has been the best dog, great nature and it feels good to know that you're saving an animal; giving it a second chance.

20inch
21-10-09, 12:57 PM
what about a French Bulldog.

they rock.

X0-Sv6YnxEc

Winner
/thread please

Andy Wana
21-10-09, 01:08 PM
Winner
/thread please

Ninja Cat disagrees with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dt9HRif8g

Gecho
25-10-09, 11:26 PM
Mini foxterriers are a pretty good dog..HELL cute PLUS they're awesome (imo)

not badly priced if u get em outta da paper :)

antmang
26-10-09, 08:18 PM
L O Farking L

+1 LOL

brasher
03-11-09, 03:14 PM
Sup Bro's,

New dog purchased, girlfriend very happy and so is my penis.

Ended up getting a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel cross Shi-tsu, it's bullshit cute as my intentions were originally.

We named him Theo, my original intention of naming him "king shit" as per his breed was met with much scorn.

PS, after looking at the mother and father I'm certain rape was involved.

mill-180
03-11-09, 03:52 PM
Sup Bro's,

New dog purchased, girlfriend very happy and so is my penis.

Ended up getting a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel cross Shi-tsu, it's bullshit cute as my intentions were originally.

We named him Theo, my original intention of naming him "king shit" as per his breed was met with much scorn.

PS, after looking at the mother and father I'm certain rape was involved.

LOL.
glad it worked out

20inch
03-11-09, 03:55 PM
cool story hansel

The Panda
03-11-09, 05:11 PM
Pix or ban

Nobbsy
03-11-09, 06:01 PM
how did i not discover this thread until now.

King shit is a mad name, you should just call him that anyway so he starts responding to it

Gecho
05-11-09, 10:45 PM
BAHAHA awesome.

VTECMACHINE
06-11-09, 03:37 AM
Pics please...

brasher
06-11-09, 08:27 AM
Soz, I don't own a camera.

SUROK
06-11-09, 08:52 AM
what about a cavalier king charles spaniel.
cazsw20 and anyone who has my my little dog can attest that it is the cutest dog in the world.
http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/Fosse_Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel_01.jpg_w450.jp g
she dos this alot which is so cute!!!
http://www.dog-breed-picture.com/image-files/king-charles-spaniel-small.jpg

[full disclosure] this is not my dog. but an example of the breed i found on ze google

van
06-11-09, 10:06 AM
Soz, I don't own a camera.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

brasher
06-11-09, 10:43 AM
surok, her dog that died of a spine tumour was a King Charles Spaniel.

Purebred, Pure as Colombian cocaine. This new one is like coke cut with Ajax, less bang for your buck but wont fuck you up as bad.

I'll borrow a camera tomorrow and snap a pic, it's pretty cute. Bullshit cute would be a more fitting statement.

SUROK
06-11-09, 11:45 AM
yeah my cavvy, ruby is also purebred. and she was bred with a longer nose so she is much prettier than a bus-stop nosed dog. but her mouth is a bit un even as the lower jaw isnt as long as the top part. so its an underbite lo. she had a tumor cut of her neck a while ago. and she had a stroke on the table. now she cant move the right side of her face. but she is good otherwise. i love my dog . i wanna go home and give her a cuddle and bring her back to work with me today.

doofus
06-11-09, 03:49 PM
Ninja Cat disagrees with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dt9HRif8g

HAHAHAHAHHA!

omg, im on the floor!

minix3
10-11-09, 03:10 AM
Kevin Cheng's dog is pretty damn cute::

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/3811509296_9f1773e731_b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/14359_192682591293_534156293_445679.jpg

How is it possible that this dog got even cuter?

.:JDM/Dave:.
10-11-09, 01:15 PM
one of the most unintentionally funny threads

The Panda
10-11-09, 01:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/ilubyoO/14359_192682591293_534156293_445679.jpg



I want that dog.

Andy Wana
10-11-09, 02:39 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-is-zen-master.jpg

I want this cat too

Vashcat
13-11-09, 09:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWnm7UpsXk&feature=related