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ram
26-11-09, 01:58 PM
So... I'm going crazy at work and have started emailing my colleagues haiku's

For those who don't know:


A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines, usually with a seasonal reference. Here's how to create a descriptive, engaging haiku. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence.


One for my JDM homies:

J.D.M.S.T.

A place to hang out online

And talk about cars


LOL now post some of your own

Nismodified
26-11-09, 02:04 PM
Buy an S thirteen

Ram you know you know you can't deny

chicks dig S thirteens

ram
26-11-09, 02:07 PM
Peer pressure is bad

People need time to think through

Decisions like that

Nismodified
26-11-09, 02:16 PM
act now , think later

don't miss out on fun times

nismo till I die

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 02:39 PM
I hate studying

uni is so so so gay

can't wait to finish

ram
26-11-09, 02:42 PM
I feel your pain man

I have finished for this sem

And am bludging now

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 02:44 PM
You lucky mo-fo

I thought we could be friends, yo

Now, I don't like you

ram
26-11-09, 02:46 PM
That haiku was good

The poetic use of rhyme

Was a great bonus

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 02:47 PM
Looks like new spam thread

only, you need to think more

thinking is not good

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 02:50 PM
What am I doing

I should be studying man

Forums distract me

ram
26-11-09, 02:50 PM
This is no spam thread

Haiku is an ancient art

But yes you must think

Nismodified
26-11-09, 03:04 PM
Dont think - S thirteen !

it is a feasible dream

join me and the team

ram
26-11-09, 03:07 PM
I am in a team

A team of barbeque sauce

It serves me quite well

Kikkoman
26-11-09, 03:07 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

ram
26-11-09, 03:10 PM
That did make me laugh

Thank you for adding humour

To my boring day

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 03:12 PM
I need a new start

I want to be a retart

Buy me Leon's GTaRt?

ram
26-11-09, 03:17 PM
Andy that is wrong

The last line must only be

5 syllables long

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 03:19 PM
sold your rx8?

it's motherfucking clean bruv

sif its not sold yet

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 03:21 PM
Andy that is wrong

The last line must only be

5 syllables long

OMGIC

Pardon this haiku retart

Let me re(s)tart again

ram
26-11-09, 03:24 PM
OMGIC

Pardon this haiku retart

Let me restart again

You are forgiven

Please respect the haiku law

This is a haiku

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 03:39 PM
sold your rx8?

it's motherfucking clean bruv

sif its not sold yet

It's not sold yet brah

Many bullshit timewasters

Who want a free ride

ram
26-11-09, 04:02 PM
Your ad should make clear:

Time wasting is not welcome

Ass clowns will get got

Nismodified
26-11-09, 04:09 PM
Team of Barbecue?

That is simply some weak sauce

Needs more chili bro

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 04:09 PM
Beaks tie bars look nice

What do you guys think bout them?

A waste of monies?

Nismodified
26-11-09, 04:14 PM
Hmm beaks tie bar aye?

Nice mod like a K Engine

Whats it do again?

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 04:15 PM
Diu Lai lo mo, yo.

Yes i'm talking the chinese

Really, i'm curry.

Jalapeno
26-11-09, 04:16 PM
It's not sold yet brah

Many bullshit timewasters

Who want a free ride

who want a free ride?

yes i would love a free ride!

if that's what you meant...

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 04:27 PM
This thread delivers

Beware of cunning linguists

Haiku fo lyfe y0

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 04:41 PM
I'm eating mint slice

They are the best ever, yo.

ROFLpotomus

dopey
26-11-09, 04:43 PM
this damn haiku shit
is hurting my stupid brain
snuffleupagus

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 04:53 PM
The skinny wog said

Bro, you slept with mah cuzzin ey

I didn't for shit aye

VTECMACHINE
26-11-09, 04:59 PM
Andy you failed, yo

8 in second line, 6 last

Learn how to Haiku

dannyc
26-11-09, 05:10 PM
Restless this arvo
How much do B16A
worth this day, i ask.

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 05:27 PM
Andy you failed, yo

8 in second line, 6 last

Learn how to Haiku

I was just testing

See whether you are awake

With my dope ass words

ram
26-11-09, 05:30 PM
Some win in this thread

B16A and street slang

All up in dis bitch

Andy Wana
26-11-09, 05:34 PM
I let u finish

But I has the best haiku

Of all time, all time

Kaotic
27-11-09, 10:18 AM
i fly out today

Gone for 2.5 months

Will miss you guys all

ram
27-11-09, 12:50 PM
Have a good trip bro

Bring me back some duty free

Try not to get aids

cazSW20
27-11-09, 12:56 PM
Where are you going?
Ill miss our late night dates babe
MR2 > Civic

ram
27-11-09, 01:00 PM
Last line fail there Cal

Kin has gone to Mexico

To drink Corona's

cazSW20
27-11-09, 01:03 PM
What a coonbag man

Syllables, weren't there enough?

Should i stop trying?

Nismodified
27-11-09, 02:04 PM
you should stop for good

You should take the 2 and SUROK

Flying off a cliff

:P <-- added emoticon to reduce the harshness of this post

J
27-11-09, 02:04 PM
Slag'in rocks is hard

But not as hard as haikus

am i doing it?

ram
27-11-09, 02:07 PM
Yep you did it right

Slingin' crack on the corner

Gangsta way of lyf

cazSW20
27-11-09, 02:18 PM
Bagging up third, hard...

When you got an open diff...

Smokin dro, a sinch.

J
27-11-09, 02:22 PM
My haikus are bliss

But yours are a peice of shit

it is a hot day


( I included weather, fuckin' boss)

ram
27-11-09, 02:32 PM
Weather is a plus

Seasonal is a bonus

Brown leaves in Autumn

J
27-11-09, 02:36 PM
Go for a quick fish

polish up this hyrule shield

Yeah its zelda bitch

ram
27-11-09, 02:41 PM
Zelda reference

Triforce and omnipotence

Link to the rescue

chukatsung
27-11-09, 02:54 PM
Hi all just got here

Wish to learn about Haiku

New way to express

ram
27-11-09, 03:03 PM
Welcome padawan

Jedi will show you the way

Dark side will call you

ram
27-11-09, 03:15 PM
Haiku addiction

Work efficiency dropping

Need to get some sun

chukatsung
27-11-09, 03:21 PM
Examination

Irresponsibility

Procrastination

J
27-11-09, 04:44 PM
Deep dickin these ho's

pimpin only looks easy

you cant be me man


(Street talk haikus since 09)

munga
27-11-09, 10:40 PM
hot leather seats
summertime, gee tea eff oh
need shady carpark

Rkds
27-11-09, 10:51 PM
Learning something new

Replying to rams new thread

The art of Haiku


No rhyming, remember people.

chukatsung
27-11-09, 10:55 PM
Youtube is evil

When you are trying to work

So is this forum

ram
28-11-09, 10:40 AM
Listening to Nas

His concert was over hyped

New York state of mind

ram
28-11-09, 10:43 AM
Deep dickin these ho's

pimpin only looks easy

you cant be me man


(Street talk haikus since 09)

Sounds like you want beef

Haiku master is ready

Battle on the streetz

J
28-11-09, 11:29 AM
Purple drank all day

Jolly Ranchers, 7up

Cough syrup. Sippin'



I wanna blow up

So school i didn't show up

it fucked my flow up

chukatsung
28-11-09, 12:59 PM
Just finished exam

Business Communication

Who needs to know that?

Arkhaeon
28-11-09, 02:27 PM
Do you want to come?
Innuendos are often
Misinterpreted

type-x
28-11-09, 07:55 PM
weather is awfully hot

motivation cannot be found

planned things must wait another day

cazSW20
28-11-09, 08:00 PM
weather is awfully hot

motivation cannot be found

planned things must wait another day

Dude, its 5,7,5 not 7,8,8 syllables.

ram
28-11-09, 08:06 PM
the weather reference was good though

type-x
28-11-09, 08:10 PM
shit i did not know

haiku flow i revisit

now i can go out

Iain
28-11-09, 08:19 PM
jesus loves the little children.

Catholic confession box kinky bum fun times.

I will be ordained one day.

J
28-11-09, 08:27 PM
You did it all wrong

five then seven then its five

next time come correct

chukatsung
28-11-09, 10:53 PM
My head really hurts!

Why do I have to be sick,

After exam time?

Nobbsy
29-11-09, 01:06 AM
This thread is epic,

to think i just found it now,

many laughs inside

TERRA Operative
29-11-09, 01:14 AM
Cherry blossoms bloom

Fireworks colour the sky

Festivals in spring




No one used kigo

It's traditional kaiku

Mentioning seasons





I suck at haiku

I shouldn't try to be deep

It doesn't suit me

Nobbsy
29-11-09, 01:16 AM
I did this last year

You are all behind the times

Play catch-up with me


You get a haiku,
I don't know much about you,
Hope you like it too

:P

ram
29-11-09, 11:42 AM
A breakfast haiku

What to eat, toast and eggs? Or

Boring cereal

Nobbsy
29-11-09, 03:25 PM
Sunday afternoon,

work is really quite boring,

so I write haikus

.:JDM/Dave:.
29-11-09, 04:15 PM
86s oversteer,

civics understeer, quite bad

evos do neither.

type-x
29-11-09, 08:58 PM
cool air for turbine

touge aura calls for us

twisties oh nom nom nom nom

Rkds
29-11-09, 09:09 PM
Yes I am a gleek
You probably think I'm gay
Come and sing with me.



lol

ram
29-11-09, 09:19 PM
While walking the dog

A nine eleven sped by

Now I want a Porsche

ram
30-11-09, 12:41 PM
Mid-day coffee time

But too lazy to leave seat

Do they deliver?

Nobbsy
30-11-09, 12:44 PM
Uni holidays,

forum browsing on the couch,

wearing just undies.

ram
30-11-09, 12:46 PM
Sounds like my weekend

Boxers or briefs? I prefer

The hybrid version

dannyc
30-11-09, 12:47 PM
Nice cool breeze today.

Sick of the humidity.

Quite the awesome aye.

Andy Wana
30-11-09, 12:48 PM
Childishly funny

Is the sound of flatulence

Fart fart fart fart fart

The Panda
30-11-09, 12:54 PM
Nobbsy likes the cock,

So very very muchly,

Take off the pants...

Nismodified
30-11-09, 01:04 PM
To reflect upon

Living life in retrospect

Blind days are due next

Andy Wana
30-11-09, 01:19 PM
I think haikus suck

Has to be five seven five

Who came up with this?

Nismodified
30-11-09, 01:23 PM
Ram started the thread

So he can get all the blame

What else can we spam?

type-x
30-11-09, 02:36 PM
rain must you arrive

washing car was useless now

bath you again soon

Kaotic
30-11-09, 02:43 PM
Curacao is hot

i was given a new car

will update you to


*thats 2 cars from my gfs Parents, must be doing something right:D

HuH
30-11-09, 02:50 PM
Nice to hear from you

Glad you made it there safely

I do like this thread

Kaotic
30-11-09, 02:57 PM
2 damn days flying

twenty three hour flight

me miss BBQ

ram
30-11-09, 03:02 PM
Kin whats crackin boi!

Hows the Corona's going

Speaking Spanish yet?

chukatsung
01-12-09, 09:38 AM
Just got told last night

Place I am renting is sold

Room for rent, someone?

ram
01-12-09, 11:17 AM
No room for rent here

Unless it's my garden shed

One room with red backs

Jalapeno
01-12-09, 11:33 AM
ROFL is short for

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

who made this shit up?

Scandrew
01-12-09, 05:21 PM
This isn't catchy

Let's start up a rhyme instead?

Yo yo yo yo yo...

Iain
04-12-09, 03:57 AM
his dog his cat gash

german video tape man

you porn not for kids

(fixed)

ram
04-12-09, 11:14 AM
You fail again dwight

Maybe haiku not for you

Stapler in jelly

Iain
04-12-09, 11:19 AM
derka derka do

uleh Oh my God hecktik

Mazda are for Queers

chukatsung
21-02-10, 10:34 PM
I was just thinking;

What happened to Haiku thread,

No update at all?!

Iain
21-02-10, 10:45 PM
I know what you mean

it has been a long time i think

oh well no great loss

chukatsung
21-02-10, 11:14 PM
Must be the Summer,

Heat is killing everyone,

Haiku must go on!

MFN-MAN
22-02-10, 03:06 PM
Awkward walking man
Has a turtle head in pants
Needs to take a sh!t

Andy Wana
11-03-10, 02:27 PM
http://www.tokyomango.com/.a/6a00d8341c5d3253ef0120a91adab8970b-pi

Nobbsy
21-03-10, 12:41 PM
I'm so hung over,
A leaf blower screams shrilly,
Why me? Fuck my life.

Andy Wana
21-03-10, 12:46 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzjrp0mT0C1qbot00o1_400.png

Nobbsy
21-03-10, 12:58 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kze0xkX3a71qbot00o1_400.jpg

Gotta love Godzilla Haiku (http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/)