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The Panda
08-04-10, 11:44 AM
vwgolf.net

Paoooul
08-04-10, 11:50 AM
Some form of something being filmed outside my work.

The Panda
08-04-10, 11:57 AM
pron?

sileighty
08-04-10, 12:00 PM
hai there

Paoooul
08-04-10, 12:17 PM
from what i can see at the moment.. no pron

The Panda
08-04-10, 12:22 PM
lame
Kick them out

TONTON
08-04-10, 12:27 PM
y0 iain with bunnings is it better to apply in person or online?

Paoooul
08-04-10, 12:27 PM
they're already out
which is good
they are dropping things in front of some expensive looking video camera. not very thrilling

Paoooul
08-04-10, 12:28 PM
TONTON: I'd say do both. Makes you look keen.

The Panda
08-04-10, 12:29 PM
If they were dropping panties id be there

snappy
08-04-10, 12:51 PM
You can use it as a itouch but you won't be able
to make calls, and if the owner hasn't reported it then you should be fine using it as a phone, just happened to my mate, he found it at the gym.

Shiri
08-04-10, 12:58 PM
Just jailbreak it and use it.

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:00 PM
Shiri did you edit my sig?

If so why? Gen question

Shiri
08-04-10, 01:03 PM
Nope I didn't, what did it say? If I edit your reply it means it's offensive and not allowed. :p

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:04 PM
It had a quote from uknowsergio from the sexspec thread

Wasn't offensive (i don't think), racist or anything like that.

Bit of a dig at sexspec but nothing too serious.

Shiri
08-04-10, 01:09 PM
Duno then, probably Justin cutting his hardline on anything to do with that Sex Spec Thread. You know the old saying haven't got something nice to say, don't say anything at all.

van
08-04-10, 01:11 PM
I edited it. Way too big. See the forum rules re quote boxes in signatures.

Shiri
08-04-10, 01:13 PM
There ya go, retract my statement. Didn't know you had two quotes at one time.

In other news, I'm in Sydney!

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:15 PM
Way to be lame :)

Yay Shiri. Welcome to the place that is better than melbourne the rubbish tip

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 01:15 PM
My mum found an iPhone left behind at her restaurant and no one's picked it up for like a week.... the sim's been cut but the phone seems fully functional... should I use it? Or is there some hidden security thing that's going to come and bash down my door as soon as I make a call.....

Apple can shut the phone down, and they do when it is reported lost or stolen.

Will jailbreaking bypass this???

van
08-04-10, 01:22 PM
Way to be lame :)

You can just as easily fuck off somewhere else, if you like :)

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:31 PM
Was trying to crack a joke, but hey, I guess i will stay away from them around you.

Get a pad or something.

van
08-04-10, 01:32 PM
Oh whups, so was I! zing.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 01:36 PM
ding!

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:36 PM
Yeh...

Last time a mod said that i copped a ban.
So im going to say you were serious.

Shiri
08-04-10, 01:45 PM
I'm updating it with a new pic of her when I get back. Heart that

snappy
08-04-10, 01:51 PM
Apple can shut the phone down, and they do when it is reported lost or stolen.

Will jailbreaking bypass this???


My friend has a phone store, he said once it's been reported stolen or lost, there's no way to bypass it. You can try but that's what he said.

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:52 PM
The networks shut the phone down, not apple. They hardlock the signal. There is nothing you can do.

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 01:52 PM
What about if the phone was bought out right... do they have the IMthingy on record?

Anyway, phone seems to be fully functional so meh.

Shiri's avatar always gives me ladybone...

1. Scab a spare iphone box
2. clean the iphone and packaging
3. www.ebay.com.au
4. ......
5. PROFIT!!!!

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 01:54 PM
I thought apple also can do it.

The Panda
08-04-10, 01:59 PM
But apple would only be able to software lock it, which could (theoretically) be overcome through jailbreaking the phone.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 02:06 PM
sup

The Panda
08-04-10, 02:10 PM
Ya mum

dannyc
08-04-10, 02:13 PM
cake.

The Panda
08-04-10, 02:13 PM
Ya dads face

Paoooul
08-04-10, 02:18 PM
Your mum's dad's face in your mum's cake.

The Panda
08-04-10, 02:24 PM
Your dogs tail in your sisters mums dads dogs mouth

van
08-04-10, 02:27 PM
Your mum's dad's firstborn's face in your mum's cake.

So... either his mum, or his mum's sibling?

Robert is yer father's brother!

TONTON
08-04-10, 02:38 PM
about 1 more year till i can drive a turbrooo

SVP
08-04-10, 02:40 PM
about another year until i get my P's. LOL, could have got it three days ago :(

Harthorn
08-04-10, 02:42 PM
penor

Paoooul
08-04-10, 02:47 PM
wenor

will have my p's at the end of this month

sucks having a car and not having P's

probably shouldnt have been so lazy when i was 16/17/18 whatever

The Panda
08-04-10, 02:55 PM
Fucking lol.

Got my ls/ps/greens asap on b-days.

now have full license and balling like a muthafucker.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 02:57 PM
went for P's on 16th and fucked up something on a question i wasnt allowed to

lost my shit and never went back till iwas 17 and passed with 100%

then i got a full time job 2.5hrs away from home and havent really had the time/hadn't written in any of my hours

but its happening. finally. lol

The Panda
08-04-10, 03:08 PM
Somebody call the police.

This baby is about to get plowed.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 03:25 PM
Damn plow babies.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 03:30 PM
Haha. apparently i drive fine. only issue is finding time.

The Panda
08-04-10, 03:34 PM
If i post up the comic from which that post is from i will probably be banned for life.

However, I can provide it for interested parties. You will wet yourself i promise.

Paoooul
08-04-10, 03:42 PM
lol'd im keen fire a pm

Prancer
08-04-10, 03:43 PM
Wow at your sig

munchhunch
08-04-10, 03:44 PM
^^^ quite funny for a chick huh?

Paoooul
08-04-10, 03:49 PM
grats on level up

The Panda
08-04-10, 03:50 PM
Dont have it at work
will upload when at home :)

Paoooul
08-04-10, 03:55 PM
kewl

dannyc
08-04-10, 04:06 PM
I have been craving cake for 4 days...
CAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JDMST tea party? (no homo)(ok some homo)(no anal)

Rkds
08-04-10, 04:13 PM
(okay some anal)

Phenolphthalein
08-04-10, 04:15 PM
(no atm)

The Panda
08-04-10, 04:22 PM
(just a little bit of atm)(Pheno promises)

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:25 PM
wat?

Shiri
08-04-10, 04:30 PM
You ain't ballin when ur off ur p's. Chicks stop checking you out at the lights.

munchhunch
08-04-10, 04:33 PM
Put your muscly arm out the window and have a competition of how close to the road you can get, chicks will check you out (work better in areas such as George St)


true story BRO?

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:39 PM
LOL my mate would never display his Ps until recently when he purchased a 350z.

now he looks like one of those spoilt pricks who drive expensive cars on Ps.


wait actually he is one of those pricks.

munchhunch
08-04-10, 04:40 PM
LOL my mate would never display his Ps until recently when he purchased a 350z.

now he looks like one of those spoilt pricks who drive expensive cars on Ps.


wait actually he is one of those pricks.

This guy in a silver one around St Ives Gordon sort of area? Green P's?

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:41 PM
Put your muscly arm out the window and have a competition of how close to the road you can get, chicks will check you out (work better in areas such as George St)


true story BRO?

http://www.theycallmebruce.com.au/GalleryPhotos/WogBoy(sml).jpg

True story bro!

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:42 PM
This guy in a silver one around St Ives Gordon sort of area? Green P's?

Nah black one, norwest-rousehill area

munchhunch
08-04-10, 04:43 PM
Mmmm i miss norwest/baulkham hills, would love to move back over that way soon

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:44 PM
Fark, we really need a norwest meet, especially before the skyline leaves me, and i can feel its going to be sooner then i think.

munchhunch
08-04-10, 04:48 PM
Meet tonight 8pm parra hungry jacks, ill be there

sileighty
08-04-10, 04:48 PM
lol u have a rousehill meet everyday practically.

sileighty
08-04-10, 04:49 PM
i'll be in campsie tonight...can meet somewhere on the way back!

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 04:51 PM
Ill be at blacktown after work, besides i wont have a car, getting a haircut cos blacktown is close to train station.

EDIT: hair cut ill get:
http://www.lolviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mullet.png

sileighty
08-04-10, 05:02 PM
lol but you barely have any hair on your head in the first place..

RB_LOVE
08-04-10, 05:04 PM
extensions bruh

wngo
08-04-10, 06:48 PM
FUUUUU

i dont wash my car for 2 months and when i do it rains

burning.

snappy
08-04-10, 06:53 PM
FUUUUU

i dont wash my car for 2 months and when i do it rains

burning.

same, i just spent 2hours polishing my car and now its raining. wtf!

Shiri
08-04-10, 07:00 PM
Least u didn't have to walk from Market city to martin place without an umbrella lol

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:02 PM
Least u didn't have to walk from Market city to martin place without an umbrella lol

see any wet t shirts?

BURST
08-04-10, 07:02 PM
You in sydney ?

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:05 PM
I think that would be a good assumption?

BURST
08-04-10, 07:06 PM
Haha, quite a stupid question now that I think about it. :P

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:09 PM
thinking is tough...

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:10 PM
Spam is dead again without my banks!

BURST
08-04-10, 07:11 PM
Thinking is only for between 9-5.

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:11 PM
too bad for the wife and kids then =)

munchhunch
08-04-10, 07:31 PM
anyone got 4 inch after market speakers for me?

The Panda
08-04-10, 07:31 PM
yeah so anyway.

TONTON
08-04-10, 08:54 PM
woo love it when i find FREE parking in the city =D

4shizz
08-04-10, 09:05 PM
hey kids!

4am starts are shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...

never been so mentaly destroyed... ive had 12hours sleep in 4days... not enough when your doing +11hour shifts....

i hate my life right now..






on the otherhand..
finally ditched the dog, hopefully it dosn't come crawling back.. again.
and my new Header is on its way to. ..... . . ... .here!! :)

now.. sleep time.
night kids!
<3joo.
nohomo.

Iain
08-04-10, 09:50 PM
i feel like dori tonight

like dori tonight!!

BURST
08-04-10, 10:13 PM
Is dori some kind of food, cps I'm pretty hungry too. :P

striken2o
08-04-10, 10:16 PM
finally ditched the dog, hopefully it dosn't come crawling back.. again.


wtf .....
thats fucked up man, atleast find another owner

sham1000
09-04-10, 01:01 AM
Iain told me to write something so i'm going to write something lol...here it is... shkjhdfjdhsfjsdhfjhsdf hsdjfhsdjfhjsdhfjsdhfjsdf hsdjfhjsdhfjdsfhjsdhfjsdf ...if u can decifer that u will work out the meaning of life lol.

Please feel free to comment haha

SHOGUNOVDDRK
09-04-10, 01:06 AM
Hi Iain's girlfriend.

sham1000
09-04-10, 01:08 AM
haha hello back atcha

SHOGUNOVDDRK
09-04-10, 01:13 AM
I don't wish to be rude but I have work in the morning, I don't wish to push further and tip back into the land I once ruled here which is called insomnia.

tata, look forward to spamming with you another time.


Just for the sake of it.

http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp341/SHOGUNOVDDRK1/Mr%20Grim%20special/GetAttachmentg.jpg

munchhunch
09-04-10, 02:17 AM
http://forum.jdmstyletuning.com/showthread.php?t=23947

anyone want them ?

snappy
09-04-10, 06:45 AM
Are you expecting 2k aswell?

Prancer
09-04-10, 07:59 AM
Lol just hand them in mate, then if anyone wants them they can order them.

catch22
09-04-10, 08:19 AM
yeah boi,just bought an SR20DET! time to fuck offf the pos in there now

catch22
09-04-10, 08:20 AM
i wanna get the plates STILFJ hahaha cos its SR or NOTASR

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 09:27 AM
http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/happy_friday-1132.jpg

sileighty
09-04-10, 09:35 AM
lol WTF man come in to the SPAM thread and ahmad has gone wild.

Prancer
09-04-10, 09:40 AM
I think you should get the plates IMAFAG

sileighty
09-04-10, 10:01 AM
CMRLN3

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 10:36 AM
IMAGAY

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 10:37 AM
FAGRLN

TONTON
09-04-10, 11:02 AM
y0 ahmad .. u know how u said u dont enjoy rwd turbo..

howcome?

lol

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:09 AM
That was just me being frustrated at the amount of money i've spent cleaning up the r33 and calculating the amount of money im losing if the sale goes through this weekend.

but i love the sound of an N/A revving (vtec or 20v). I wouldnt mind N/a RWD, but would it be much different from FWD?

And i dont drift so i guess doesnt make that much of a difference for me.

sileighty
09-04-10, 11:18 AM
RWD loses lot of power from engine to wheels...so it wont be quick?

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:28 AM
RWD loses lot of power from engine to wheels...so it wont be quick?

No,

it will be quick but it needs 6 cylinders and a big turbo to be quick where as a 2 litre 4 banger in a small fwd could do similiar times around the twisties or a track.

although, it just wont feel that pull you get from the rwd turbo. mmmmm i love the pull - i almost never go over 4K rpm, lately its all be lower then 2.5K.

sileighty
09-04-10, 11:31 AM
~no what i meant was if you get a N/A RWD... as your post above.. unless its a F20C from the s2k I cant really think of any high powered N/A RWD...s15 autech? though im not sure how quick those are..

but yeah FWD N/A is the best way to get bank for buck...else yeah Turbo RWD which is what you already had..

TONTON
09-04-10, 11:36 AM
lol depends on the car man... n/a rwd is good fun,... i cant go back to a n/a fwd thats for sure

yeah you get sick of cars when you spend lots of money on it and get bored of it lol, but then once u go for a spirited drive its all good...

y0 u should consider a FWD turbo... u know "hens" on here.... his mirage is good fun man, good throttle response, it pulls, handles like its on rails

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:40 AM
Nah man, i want 8+K revs, definitely! VVTITEC lollll

Im considering that blue s2000 but need to gather funds, punch some numbers and see if things can work out.

otherwise something N/A fwd. (knowing how i am with cars and women, ill probably get sick of it within few months and swear at it and sell it).

sileighty
09-04-10, 11:42 AM
otherwise something N/A fwd. (knowing how i am with cars and men, ill probably get sick of it within few months and swear at it and sell it).

QTF

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:43 AM
p.s. I reckon ur beema would sound sex, i want to hear it. now

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:43 AM
QTF (I miss you ahmad)

WHAT? bitch!

sileighty
09-04-10, 11:47 AM
WHAT? bitch!

:shock: (http://www.lyricsplanet.com/index.php3?style=lyrics&id=33251) - - Click me..

TONTON
09-04-10, 11:48 AM
lol if you went to the dyno day you would of seen that 3.1 m20 stroker e30...

man that sounded like an F1 car screaming up the twisties homg,


my e30 sounds like an RB lol, ppl keep thinking its a skyline

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:52 AM
my car sounds like a bitch.

But with the straight pipe, i know it would make me cream my pants.

TONTON
09-04-10, 11:54 AM
lol serious? get a straight pipe then =]

mines doesnt run cats, only a 18inch hotdog n a tiny ass muffler to kill drone with 2 pipes welded to it

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 11:57 AM
Yes, but I get defect notices even with the current legal setup lol.

i have a decat pipe for track use, but never been to the track so it hasnt been used.

TONTON
09-04-10, 12:01 PM
ah that sucks...

ive never had an issue with anything "touchwood"

had lots of lucky encounters though lol

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 12:02 PM
LOL, well, i guess bmw isnt a jap hoon car...

TONTON
09-04-10, 12:06 PM
lol true that... but remember that operation taipan shit when they got that "orange celica"

if you go through the pics the other picture is of a BMW e36...

but ill be moving onto a skyline soon enough =]

sileighty
09-04-10, 12:16 PM
lol from a subtle car to the most pulled over car in oz...

TONTON
09-04-10, 12:18 PM
lol when i want something ill always work to get it ;D

sileighty
09-04-10, 12:20 PM
lol when i want something ill always work to get it ;D

hehe dont we all?! moneys gotta come from somewhere?

TONTON
09-04-10, 12:22 PM
some ppl just rely on parents lol

anyways whats doin today?

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 01:33 PM
What up gangstas

i dont get my car back today :( damn maybe not even tomorrow.

life sucks

sileighty
09-04-10, 02:08 PM
lol what a shame..man so no driving this weekend...my car is out of action for service so yeah I guess this will be a quiet weekend.

sileighty
09-04-10, 02:09 PM
some ppl just rely on parents lol

anyways whats doin today?

work work work u?

Paoooul
09-04-10, 02:15 PM
Hellow fellow

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 02:40 PM
4 d lulz

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9500/icanhazcheezburgercatch.jpg

wngo
09-04-10, 02:40 PM
woo, melbourne this time next week!

will be good to finally get out of sydney..

sileighty
09-04-10, 02:43 PM
partaye....

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 02:44 PM
anyone know of reggie watts? Ill be seeing him end of april.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAe13BpReHg

The Panda
09-04-10, 03:15 PM
Gangster

Paoooul
09-04-10, 03:56 PM
http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cat-duck.jpg

Paoooul
09-04-10, 03:58 PM
p.s. i only posted that because i like the cat duck

not directed at anyone.

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 04:02 PM
I was heart broken that cat duck didnt not give a fuck about me seeing reggie watts :(

Paoooul
09-04-10, 04:04 PM
read the disclaimer ffs

reggie watts is off the wall

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 04:10 PM
hence why I said "I was heartbroken".

slow your roll

Paoooul
09-04-10, 04:11 PM
prepping for backwards roll

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 04:21 PM
LOL

http://www.cheerleadingsupply.net/images/cheerleadingsupply04_clip_image028.jpg

Paoooul
09-04-10, 04:26 PM
just what i needed

BURST
09-04-10, 06:56 PM
ARGH STILL CANT DRIVE. FML

munchhunch
09-04-10, 07:42 PM
cut your losses man, learn to drive without it.

BURST
09-04-10, 07:42 PM
I'll poke you with a stick.

munchhunch
09-04-10, 07:57 PM
flat shift...

Rkds
09-04-10, 08:00 PM
shift without using the clutch.

BURST
09-04-10, 08:38 PM
You can, but how do you get it into gear to start off with ?

Rkds
09-04-10, 08:48 PM
push it to the smallest of hills and get it started in first lol :).

Rkds
09-04-10, 08:48 PM
shift at the correct point, ever car has a different one.
I'm sure theres a youtube tutorial.

BURST
09-04-10, 08:56 PM
That would require me pushing it up my driveway.

Rkds
09-04-10, 08:59 PM
:)

TONTON
09-04-10, 09:11 PM
flatshifting fucks up gearboxesss

Iain
09-04-10, 09:14 PM
Cxfkg3RaRjs

BURST
09-04-10, 09:18 PM
Flat shifting is shifting with the accelerator to the ground ?

Doesnt help not having clutch.

Rkds
09-04-10, 09:18 PM
Chatroulette is fun.
Waited for girls to come on and then did a jellybean trick made them smile and clicked next, way to much penis though.

TONTON
09-04-10, 09:22 PM
nah flat shifting is when u shift with no clutch...

BURST
09-04-10, 09:26 PM
Flat shift cos your right foot is flat to the ground... no?

Wiki search flatshift and it says accelerator to the ground...

TONTON
09-04-10, 09:29 PM
or some ppl just do it without a clutch aswell

but either way dont do it

fucks up ur car.

i know u wouldnt do it... and think about how i drive n how i say dont do it... so its bad =p

BURST
09-04-10, 09:30 PM
Double clutching is useless if you have synchros in your gears?

TONTON
09-04-10, 09:35 PM
yeah i think so

RB_LOVE
09-04-10, 10:53 PM
Double clutching is for matching the engine and drive train rpm when the car is in neutral between shifts - correct me if im wrong - but you can do it both ways, but the main use of it is for deceleration and thats revving up the motor to where the lower gear would sit on the rpm gauge and then shifting into that lower gear.

Rkds
10-04-10, 02:49 AM
chat roulette :).

Tropical G
10-04-10, 10:26 AM
Got an exam today :(

Going uni to study LOL

BURST
10-04-10, 12:39 PM
I used up my internet too, how gay.

4shizz
10-04-10, 12:44 PM
im using up my net right now...

even thought it takes 37mins to download a 3minute song haha.

i had an awesome night, wen't the to sunny coast with my homegirl.
had some dinner, walked around for abit, met the bloke she's into, met some girls, i got a number.. went for a cruise along the coast listening to A-trak's remix of heads will roll..

and 'chopped' a bf xr6 falcon in a stock eg vti hahaha

great night.

im going to wash and polish carissa now.
filthy bitch is still sticky from vodka being poured on her... (rage)

munchhunch
10-04-10, 12:49 PM
filthy bitch is still sticky from vodka being poured on her... (rage)

That is not how to speak of your manhood =P

4shizz
10-04-10, 01:16 PM
manhood?
pretty sad if you call a honda your manhood haha.

it's my pride, joy, funbox, lunchbox, freedom and my mean hateful bitch at times.
(ie:midcorner, VTEC ON :shock: ) however..

turns out the car owns me and im it's bitch.

Bang A Dang
10-04-10, 01:18 PM
downloaded new itunes...
sync'd iphone
(new itunes does not work with jailbroken/unlocked iphones)

nothing, all my music is gone
did search and downloaded this fix
youtube now works, wifi fixed, and i got music on my iphone again

and i am supposed to be serving customers here at work (dicksmith hornsby)

4shizz
10-04-10, 02:02 PM
im a PC....



..and i win.

4shizz
10-04-10, 02:07 PM
i just moved the dc2 off the street and onto the drieway... requires going up and down the end of the street and back...

my neibougher came out with his mate and were doing the wiggles impersenation above their heads signaling "do a sick burnout bro"...

i just shook my head....

lol, they started making loud sighing noises when i got out, i replied with "it's only a little four cylinder guys.."

they laughed there asses off hahah.....

:lol:

4shizz
10-04-10, 02:09 PM
You can, but how do you get it into gear to start off with ?

neutral, 5k, snap off the gas and back on while slamming it into 1st.

works in VW beetles that have no clutch. ;)

4shizz
10-04-10, 02:13 PM
ditchthe iphone,
samsung omni's are way better, heeps easyer to use.

ive got a F480i.
cost 300 on optus prepaid.
no apps.. but it's so damn easy to use.
my mum actually figured it out ot be a phone and not a TV remote-which is a first.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
10-04-10, 03:12 PM
Reviving the spam

SHOGUNOVDDRK
10-04-10, 03:17 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs477.ash1/26159_411633365694_514760694_5170708_7308033_n.jpg

4shizz
10-04-10, 03:33 PM
hahahahahha

ledge'

4shizz
10-04-10, 03:55 PM
Reviving the spam

seems to have failed.


BUMP

Rkds
10-04-10, 04:12 PM
Chatroullete is sick

wasabi
10-04-10, 04:39 PM
if you like looking at dicks

Rkds
10-04-10, 05:01 PM
I swear I am lucky and I keep getting girls
One group was awesome, stayed chating to the for at least 20 minutes.
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/ebc4915f.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/9c6ca9e7.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/99a38250.png
Here are some snapshots :).

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/cf6e7d75.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/3622c58b.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/81f137d9.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/e4d28127.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/6458faff.png

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/93a71200.png

Much more explicit ones too lol.
All I do is sit there like this.

http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss213/rkds92/11f8c2bb.png
(no cock)

So addictive lol.

munchhunch
10-04-10, 05:03 PM
lol, looks like you are enjoying urself arek!

Rkds
10-04-10, 05:04 PM
Fuck yes.

pr1nce
10-04-10, 05:41 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/30/pedo-snake-owner.gif

Rkds
10-04-10, 06:01 PM
Ew at chick licking her tits... what a slut.

I know yeh...

Rkds
10-04-10, 06:03 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/30/pedo-snake-owner.gif

HAHAHAHA, holy fucks.

Bantex
10-04-10, 06:04 PM
Hahahahaahaha Arek, you funny ****.

That is brilliant. Some of thouse girls are sproutstanding.

D4NM4C
10-04-10, 06:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

sileighty
10-04-10, 07:51 PM
taking out a transmission is hard work....

Iain
10-04-10, 09:50 PM
gf is over~~ wahhhhh

striken2o
10-04-10, 10:42 PM
taking out a transmission is hard work....

lol, good ol clutch eh ?

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 12:22 AM
Ew at chick licking her tits... what a slut.


I know yeh...

Stop talking that way Arek, I didn't teach you to be that way!!


gf is over~~ wahhhhh

:(

046
11-04-10, 12:46 AM
hahah that snake on the webcam is intense...

but uhhh what kind of sick fuck asks to see 13yo's boobs???
something tells me it wasn't a 13yo boy on the other side....

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:20 AM
Something tells me that buying my girlfriend this 180 shell and the fact that watching and helping her build it is going to be a great and expensive exercise

046
11-04-10, 01:22 AM
how much does 180 shell worth this day?

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:23 AM
750 bucks rolling.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:25 AM
no rust either.




and comes with a fair few spares, bare in mind its missing a few things also

046
11-04-10, 01:28 AM
bargain, what's going in it? usual (cheapest/most reliable) sr20 option or something different?

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:38 AM
bargain, what's going in it? usual (cheapest/most reliable) sr20 option or something different?

Indeed.

Should have seen her face today when I got back from 'looking at a Corolla' (I'm buying an EF9 replica for 3k, pick-up next weekend) and handed her a reciept from me buying her a shell.

Its formerly a CA, frankly I don't give a rats ass what goes in there, she misses her Silvia (formerly had 2 Silvia's but recently moved onto a 2G crx due to reliability and repair costs of the Silvia) and I want to see her happy and back behind a Nissan (that and I kinda missed working on a Silvia....)

Money is the issue really, it'll be a slow build but a 'do it once, do it right' build (last Silvia had 3k worth of shit that needed to be done = it was sold)

Basically plan is:

Sunroof (yeah, thats missing of all the glass)
Get her face on (no rear bar, front bar or hood = Strawberry or sil80)
Do Brakes, with the current market S14/S15 Brakes look a treat (CA Brakes = not really good for SR's or RB's)
Interior which may include a skyline dash (seats, Dash, Carpet, headliner, etc)
Engine choice isn't certain, no doubt it'll be an SR20DET (which = me no street driving, not that it bothers me)
Get Rego'd (so whatever else I missed here)
Get Jen sliding

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:40 AM
no doubt a thread will be done of her progress

046
11-04-10, 01:40 AM
awesome.. plenty of fun times ahead, will be worth it in the end

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 01:44 AM
awesome.. plenty of fun times ahead, will be worth it in the end

Exactly what I'm trying to teach and remind her of.

I know once its complete I probably won't be driving it for some time unless its Archy or QR (which even then I don't think I will, I'll just get myself a Silvia or an MX5 to pig)

Frankly I won't need to build anything for a while with this project, if anything just give the Civic a spray (it was poo brown, but it seems to be more a salmon pink-ish now? and the former red of it is starting to show)

3AM
11-04-10, 03:01 AM
so I got kicked out of soho... they crossed out my stamp... rubbed off the cross out... and walked straight back in... nice work...

has anywaone seen my keys... i loste them bwtween here and the front door.

Bantex
11-04-10, 05:24 AM
walking from st ives to mona vale isnt recommended. So far a kangaroo has tried to fuck with me and i've ended up covered in spiders. Sunday is, so far, very fucking average.

Too drunk for this shit.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 10:59 AM
lulz

Rkds
11-04-10, 12:03 PM
I swear the girls are so...easy? On there, I just sit there and they are ready to do whatever.
I'm over it, it was a one day thing. I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Bianca, Jdmst is your boyfriend, what would you like to learn though.

Lloyd you in sydney.

4shizz
11-04-10, 12:26 PM
I don't want to date jdmst..... how are we going to have sex? :(


3 1/2" floppy dick drive.


arek.

your awesome.

4shizz
11-04-10, 12:37 PM
hahahah.


how are you bi?

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 12:45 PM
Ooo 3 broads with the boobs are good, "I don't know what to do, should I eat it? Should I poop on it? Should I suck my own dick?"

4shizz
11-04-10, 12:48 PM
i want to sell my mongoose fireball.

and get a fixie..

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 12:50 PM
Do eet! Fixie is good.

4shizz
11-04-10, 12:56 PM
i have a mental image.. looks like this..

http://deepvision.net/gallery/albums/2010-0110-SIMPLYCLEAN/SIMPLYCLEAN10JAN-JMJ-067.jpg
<3

gotta get me some new kicks aswell...

my feet won't stop growing ffs.

4shizz
11-04-10, 12:58 PM
i wonder what my dc2 would look like in that colour...

i should base my car off that bike.

black mags up front.

black mesh at the rear

sea spray all over

BURST
11-04-10, 01:05 PM
Sell dc2
Buy Audi.

4shizz
11-04-10, 01:12 PM
i don't want to sell the dc2...

i'd rather wait, save, buy an apartment on the sunny coast, rent it out.. then later on in life when im making money. buy an s5 or something.


dunno..

something better will come along by then anyway.

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 01:41 PM
That's doable, except gotta be a baller for aerospokes lol, I'll post up a pic of mine later, still in progress, but when finishe it will look pretty good

4shizz
11-04-10, 01:43 PM
pics please :)

hmm.. time to blog.

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 02:03 PM
test fitting new wheels and tyres, the frame and fork will be powder coated and maybe wheels too. Handle bar grip will be yellow . Chain kmc purple. So far I'm thinking a purple/yellow theme
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q147/seekbro/2a985845.jpg

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:05 PM
It wasn't the fact that she was licking her tits that was making her a slut... the act of licking your own boobs is fine... it's just slutty when you do it on webcam to randoms across the internet.... you may as well look up porn..


I wish I had a bf to teach me about cars... that would be cool.

lol, chicks choose to be slutty, no one makes them that way.

I can teach you about cars without being your boyfriend, when I get the EF9 rep I'll be doing servicing and shit, you're more then welcome to come over for DIY days.


I swear the girls are so...easy? On there, I just sit there and they are ready to do whatever.
I'm over it, it was a one day thing. I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Bianca, Jdmst is your boyfriend, what would you like to learn though.

Lloyd you in sydney.

You're hawt brah, thats why.

If it was me they'd be running, after all I won't have my paper bag on.

lol, remember its the year of the smile..

nah brah, will be in Shitknee in a few weeks I think, gotta pick up the car next weekend so can't go :(


I don't want to date jdmst..... how are we going to have sex? :(

Easy, on cam4.


Oh damn... I forgot jdmst is Asian. :???:

hahahahaa

4shizz
11-04-10, 02:06 PM
purple and yellow sounds cool man.

are you going for metalic purple or a matt/gloss purple pastel...*wink wink, nudge nudge*

4shizz
11-04-10, 02:07 PM
I read your blog btw, stop mentioning me. ( i know you only did it once, but still)

hahahahahaha

it was halarious.
and all in good nature.

don't worry, oneday ill wirte about you like arek writes about shiri.

*holds in hysterical laughter*
...kekekeke

seriously though, no worries.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:10 PM
I read your blog btw, stop mentioning me. ( i know you only did it once, but still)

gee gee.



I should be writing now also, will get phone cable first then write.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:12 PM
You want to kiss my arse? :p

Ask Doug nicely, wash it, have an enema and he may lick it for you :lol:

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:17 PM
lol, you can obviously see when I blog my best.

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:21 PM
I know you stalk Bianca.



Though I'm curious why, after all I am just a man in a paper bag

4shizz
11-04-10, 02:22 PM
lol...
deffs'

Bi. (pronounced 'bee')

whats your blog mofo. linky please.

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 02:22 PM
Hey pheno....etc.... Who is that chick in your avatar?

@4shizz, not sure man, I need to imagine it all then do it, looking for inspiration on BMU and fixed.org

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 02:23 PM
whats your blog mofo. linky please.

Read this and thought "you serious....?" then realised who you were addressing

4shizz
11-04-10, 02:30 PM
Hey pheno....etc.... Who is that chick in your avatar?

@4shizz, not sure man, I need to imagine it all then do it, looking for inspiration on BMU and fixed.org

it's misa campo.
&

ok, fair enough.. after reading your discription and looking at the bike.. i can see the bar metal items, cuch as the main drive gear (the big one) being powderoated black.
the frame, powdercoated in a soft pastel purple gloss
and thenthe yellow pars, a real strong bold "warning danger hot as fuck!" kinda yellow

haha...
wow.


Read this and thought "you serious....?" then realised who you were addressing


fo shame.

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 02:41 PM
Weee it is fun!! :) lol but i'm at work :(

lol man you got excited for abit there, come sell up and start building a fixie

4shizz
11-04-10, 02:46 PM
lol I was wondering why you were asking how I am bi (as in bisexual) before....

It's (http://averagerthanyou.blogspot.com/) boring and girl-like so I wouldn't recommend reading it if I were you.



it's not average at all.
it's interesting to see someone elses (espically of the opisite genders) take on life.
sounds weird.. but it's good enough for me. :lol:



lol man you got excited for abit there, come sell up and start building a fixie



haha, mybad.
yeah, if i do get one ..cause it's a simple bike ill buy one, all the parts. take them all into work and finish it in under 2 weeks.
then stare at it and want to sell it after my co-workers tell me it's gehyand im gehy and hondas are gehy, and surfing is gehy and laughing is gehy...

so gehy.

fuck them. :rolleyes:

not littarly

RB_LOVE
11-04-10, 02:55 PM
They're ghey!!!

I was secretly hoping she would say it's her in the avatar

4shizz
11-04-10, 03:15 PM
im using my phone.

it's a-tad sketchy.

i intended to write gay as gehy.

i keep bumping t9 on aswell... fail

4shizz
11-04-10, 03:26 PM
a healthy mixture of t9, back spacing, frustration and a samall touch screen.

TENSE
11-04-10, 03:29 PM
ESL

SHOGUNOVDDRK
11-04-10, 03:35 PM
Just a car crash away

4shizz
11-04-10, 03:38 PM
hopefuly spam takes off soon...

im getting bored.

and i just relised i can type on my phone with out looking at the keys..... freaky!

really freaky... i could do this for hours and be mildly amused...

4shizz
11-04-10, 03:55 PM
can't really.. im in a taxi on the way home from the foot specialist guy xray...

i find out tomorrow if my foots better and i can start surfing again. woo.

4shizz
11-04-10, 04:11 PM
35mins?
i just got home.
i had to sit around in the lobby for a while.

4shizz
11-04-10, 04:20 PM
yeah.. like 70 bucks all up.

funny cab driver on the way there.
Kiwi guy, talking about how he hates getting homosexuals in his cab on saturday nights from the valley.
outrageous stuff he was saying lol...
hes appraently depressed his dogs are gay for each other lol..

i asked him what they were.. he said chiwawa's... blinky and popeye.

Iain
11-04-10, 07:25 PM
damn I HATE baby sitting

4shizz
11-04-10, 07:56 PM
feelin for you man.

baby sitting is shit.



so are sinus infections and 4am starts for work.......................

1km
11-04-10, 08:35 PM
fuck 4am morning starts!

Tropical G
11-04-10, 09:07 PM
Hi

1km
11-04-10, 09:14 PM
hi.

Iain
11-04-10, 10:07 PM
feelin for you man.

baby sitting is shit.



so are sinus infections and 4am starts for work.......................

oh yeah Im feeling like absalute crap as well

coffing up lungs ftw

sileighty
11-04-10, 10:39 PM
lol, good ol clutch eh ?

i hate when that happens...:lol:

Harthorn
11-04-10, 11:06 PM
I just watched 200 pounds beauty, Korean movie. And I cried at the end when she had her dad hugs; and earlier when she pretended not to know her dad.