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punkrock_scotty
23-04-07, 07:11 PM
Hey guys, heres my ride.

Car: 1992 Toyota Cressida MX83 Grande
Leather interior, power windows, power sunroof and power drivers seat.

Specs: 7MGE 142kw at the flywheel.

Mods: Modified Air Intake, 17" x 7.5" SSW Stanford Raze wheels on 215/45R17 Firestone Firebirds. 12" Pioneer Champion Series subwoofer, 2Din headunit and $450 Audison amplifier. Various blue lights just to jazz/rice it up a bit.

Piccies:

When i first bought it:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/CressidaCarwash.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/Frontal.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/CD2.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/RearEnd.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0011.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0010.jpg


So yeah, thats it. Lemme know what you think.

Neilus
23-04-07, 07:39 PM
Hi Scott!!!

FC3S
23-04-07, 08:35 PM
hey mate, was next to you on marsden rd last night - i was in the silver celica
definantly sounds like a beast.

punkrock_scotty
23-04-07, 08:48 PM
hahaha that was you??? lol so didnt expect that.
dude ur celica is hot.

hello neil hehe.

Buddy
23-04-07, 08:56 PM
dump it heaps and but some massive steel bars in it to stop the body roll

punkrock_scotty
23-04-07, 09:03 PM
hello stewy.
im looking into a thicker rear sway bar and some lower springs atm.

Buddy
23-04-07, 09:14 PM
u'll need some train tracks inthe rear end to cancel that roll

punkrock_scotty
24-04-07, 02:57 PM
quite possibly.

Dori*mon
24-04-07, 05:16 PM
not bad, but i dont like the huge toyota sticker on the back.

punkrock_scotty
24-04-07, 06:10 PM
not many people do lol. im thinking of getting rid of it. only cost me $12 so its expendable.

Justin Fox
25-04-07, 12:37 AM
Nice one. I considered buying one of these once for a daily/cruiser.

bogan
25-04-07, 01:30 AM
how many cars do you need Justin? lol

WTF-33R
25-04-07, 12:36 PM
nice cressi, i see you around ryde heaps, did u use to have a red JB Camira? i remember seeing the plates on a red camira a while back.

punkrock_scotty
25-04-07, 01:00 PM
hahaha yeh the camira was my old car. needed an upgrade something chronic. camira was reliable but was slow as a wet week. and it couldnt do burnouts.

i still see the camira everywhere. plates on it are QNJ - 284

WTF-33R
25-04-07, 01:04 PM
Sweet upgrade! Ill probably see you around ryde again. I get around in a silver grey R33 Sedan rego WTF33R

punkrock_scotty
25-04-07, 05:44 PM
i see a fair few of those r33's around, they look different to the other r33's. is it an import or something?

your number plate looks familiar but i didnt link it to your car for some unknown reason. possibly a brainfart. i get those.

WTF-33R
25-04-07, 08:51 PM
All R33's are Imports. Mines just not as highly desired at the common as coupes

punkrock_scotty
25-04-07, 09:25 PM
thought id post up what i did on photoshop when i got bored tonight. hopefully ill have it sitting like this in the next couple of months.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0011-tidyandslammed.jpg

WTF-33R
25-04-07, 09:54 PM
looks great. pimpin style!

Neilus
26-04-07, 06:01 AM
Your wheel diametre is going to magically grow?

danielb
26-04-07, 10:07 AM
I think i spotted your car somewhere along victoria road yesterday afternoon as i was driving home from work... You were about to turn onto it from a side street

J
26-04-07, 11:33 AM
and at fornwee at about 1am

punkrock_scotty
26-04-07, 02:35 PM
I think i spotted your car somewhere along victoria road yesterday afternoon as i was driving home from work... You were about to turn onto it from a side street
was it near BP maccas?


and at fornwee at about 1am

yes i SO shouldnt have been there. start work at 5am every morning you see...had to be awake at 4am. i saw the sticker on your mr2 just as i was pulling out of the spot. neilus was inside maccas too, dunno if you saw him.

J
26-04-07, 04:00 PM
yeah i saw him getting into a fiesteva?

Neilus
26-04-07, 04:39 PM
*hides in shame*

punkrock_scotty
26-04-07, 04:47 PM
hahah yes the festy. shoulda hopped in my car neil. im argueably the better driver out of the two of us and i have the sexier car no?

Neilus
26-04-07, 07:07 PM
no...

on both counts...

punkrock_scotty
26-04-07, 09:16 PM
so your saying that my car isnt as sexy as lloyds and im nowhere near as good a driver as he is?

WTF-33R
26-04-07, 09:59 PM
saw this car at the holy cross college carpark this arvo

Neilus
26-04-07, 10:03 PM
so your saying that my car isnt as sexy as lloyds and im nowhere near as good a driver as he is?

I'm not saying one of you is necessarily better than the other. It kinda strikes me as the very definition of being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Would I rather be stabbed in the face or be forced to do a kidney transplant on myself with a cork-screw?

Want me to flip a coin?

Buddy
26-04-07, 10:36 PM
i bet u cant wait till be hachi gets regod.. i mean i get a another car

punkrock_scotty
27-04-07, 01:51 PM
saw this car at the holy cross college carpark this arvo

omg you go everywhere dont you?
i was watching my brother's band at the battle of the bands competition.

punkrock_scotty
27-04-07, 06:11 PM
so neil you think lloyd is as good as me at driving? and his stock FORD [email protected]@[email protected]! is sexier than my car?
you're just using your "grudge" against me to slander my driving skills. just coz i cant do galston in 4:13 doesnt mean i cant drive. ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.

any comment on this stew or you staying right out of this one?

Buddy
27-04-07, 06:32 PM
any comment on this stew or you staying right out of this one?



.. yea here is my comment


ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.

i cannot believe u just said that...

hahano pac man sticker for u

punkrock_scotty
27-04-07, 07:48 PM
.. yea here is my comment



i cannot believe u just said that...

hahano pac man sticker for u

i meant in comparison to lloyds *excellent* driving

Neilus
28-04-07, 04:14 AM
i meant in comparison to lloyds *excellent* driving


ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.


Looks like you meant to compare with my *excellent* driving...

Then again, I'm half asian so I might just be squinting too hard at the monitor to see the letters...

WTF-33R
28-04-07, 01:38 PM
omg you go everywhere dont you?
i was watching my brother's band at the battle of the bands competition.

Yeah I only live accross the road, it was my old school, left there in 2002 . My mates band were meant to be the guest band but pulled out due to one member having food poisoning, And I know a few of the people who organised the battle of the bands comp. Ripped a nice burnout on my way out!

punkrock_scotty
28-04-07, 02:17 PM
hahaha i wish i could do the same. NO MY CAR DOES NOT DO BURNOUTS. only in the wet with my old tyres.

NAE-92X
28-04-07, 06:33 PM
mind if i join in this gr8 debate of bergins driving skills...
all credit to driving a bus daily but i cannot under any circumstance start to belive that you will show anyone "driving"
i rekon a gr8 touge would be bergin and iced...

"you think you can just climb in the ring with our league because you think you box"

Buddy
28-04-07, 06:37 PM
ahahahah where is that quote from chirs

NAE-92X
28-04-07, 06:41 PM
fast and furious
"i dont have and cash.. but i do have the pink slip to my car"
too soon junior

Buddy
28-04-07, 06:44 PM
' u never had me.. u never had u car'

.. back to the cressidea.. nice ride scotty.. ive never seen one mixing it up in the twistys.. maybe there is a touge tuned cressida out there

NAE-92X
28-04-07, 06:51 PM
for this cressida, touge tuning is taking your anchor with you when u do pac. to make sure you can pull up at thos extra nasty 45 corners

Buddy
28-04-07, 06:52 PM
when are u going to lower it scott?

NAE-92X
28-04-07, 07:09 PM
yeah i gotta say the wheels do look a trillion times begtter tho it duz need some height adjustments
if u like i can get u springs from blacktown.. pretty cheap..
and gary can put em in for ya...

Buddy
28-04-07, 07:15 PM
or just use my mates over at anglegrinder performance.. they do a good job and its heaps cheap

NAE-92X
29-04-07, 01:51 AM
i got a mate whose got a set of four springs i might be interested in bergin...
bout three coils off a vl commodore spring... can custom fit into your car if u wnt,......

punkrock_scotty
29-04-07, 02:17 PM
i might be interested in some springs actually chris. next time you talk to robbo, ask him how i went thru old pac...in the wet hehehe.

lowering comes soon depending on how cheap i can get it done. NO ANGLEGRINDERS lol. anglegrinders FTL! ill get a cat back done as well, i can get one for around $400 mark.

Neilus
29-04-07, 08:24 PM
Will you be teaching me to drive before or after the beast gets slammed?

punkrock_scotty
29-04-07, 10:30 PM
you watch your mouth boy or ill put you in a microwave.

Neilus
29-04-07, 10:40 PM
Will the microwave have more horsepower than your Cressida?

Buddy
29-04-07, 11:12 PM
Will the microwave have more horsepower than your Cressida?

hahahahahahahah

bergin...why risk ur life going hard in the wet in a boat

walkie86
29-04-07, 11:41 PM
hahahahahahahah

bergin...why risk ur life going hard in the wet in a boat

I'd rather go hard in the wet in a hot tub *wink wink* *nudge nudge* say no more!

punkrock_scotty
30-04-07, 05:32 AM
brand new tyres help quite a bit. seriously you guys dont know my car, it doesnt understeer, even in the wet. not to mention i cant get the back to slide out unless i really flick it around a corner...which i dont in pac.

Neilus
30-04-07, 05:40 AM
That's because with your 7 catpower engine your car doesn't go fast enough to understeer...

punkrock_scotty
30-04-07, 03:02 PM
yeh look where your engine got you neil...haha it still makes me laugh.

Neilus
30-04-07, 09:45 PM
Ok, this argument is deteriorating to the point where we're going to be saying the same old shit over and over so I'm going to lay it all out there.

Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You like Avril Lavigne
Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You like penises
Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You crashed your car
Neil: You're really stupid
Scott: You don't have a car to drive
Neil: Seriously, you're really, really stupid
Scott: You lost your licence
Neil: *sigh*

Sadly, in the next month or two I'll get my licence back, my car will be fixed and sold and I'll buy a new car and do you know what?


Yep, you'll still be stupid...

Neilus
30-04-07, 10:03 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/567_image.jpg

Buddy
30-04-07, 11:03 PM
snap.. that was pretty good

walkie86
01-05-07, 12:45 AM
woot

punkrock_scotty
01-05-07, 05:01 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/567_image.jpg

mature dude...real mature.

"Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You like Avril Lavigne
Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You like penises
Neil: You're stupid
Scott: You crashed your car
Neil: You're really stupid
Scott: You don't have a car to drive
Neil: Seriously, you're really, really stupid
Scott: You lost your licence
Neil: *sigh*"

so apparently i keep saying the same thing over and over again, yet the repetition of the phrase "You're Stupid" has no bearing in that comment whatsoever? i really thought your 'Dr. Cox' form of humour and comebacks would have been clearly visible in that paragraph you spewed onto the page (along with a few 'Anchorman' quotes) in an attempt to deface my reputation as a better person on the whole, but it wasnt. it was a desperate and poor excuse for an argumentative point that has left you looking less like a 20 year old and more like a child who just learned how to tell the difference between the green crayon and the black one.

.....And for your information i like Avril Lavigne too.

Buddy
01-05-07, 05:30 PM
avril lavgine... .. right. that is all

Neilus
01-05-07, 07:20 PM
Right. I'll try to overlook the grammatical errors while I point a few things out. Here we go again...


mature dude...real mature.

In what parallel universe did I claim to be mature? I'm nothing short of proud of the fact that I laugh at dick and fart jokes. And besides, getting into this argument with you is probably the most immature thing I've done all week.



so apparently i keep saying the same thing over and over again, yet the repetition of the phrase "You're Stupid" has no bearing in that comment whatsoever?

The point I was trying to make (aside from the obvious) was that whenever we get into an argument, your side always comes back my car accident and licence suspension. Always. Without fail. Who's really the repetitive one here, eh? And for the record, the phrase "you're stupid" has truck loads of bearing on the comment. That should be blindingly obvious. That fact that I said it over and over was only meant to drive the point home. Sorry if you missed it. I'll try to be more clear in the future.


i really thought your 'Dr. Cox' form of humour and comebacks would have been clearly visible in that paragraph you spewed onto the page (along with a few 'Anchorman' quotes) in an attempt to deface my reputation as a better person on the whole, but it wasnt.

What's your point? Was my form of humour supposed to be invisible? And how can you possibly make any point about my use of Anchorman quotes when an entire riposte from you on the previous page consisted of a line from Talladega Nights? Bit hypocritical, don't you think?

And for the record, I'm not "attempting to deface" your reputation (and not just because you dont have one). Half the posts you've made in this thread imply that you think the sun shines out of your ass. You're probably thinking to yourself "pfft, what a loud of shit" right? Look at the last quote from you in this post. Go on. I can wait... See it?

"As a better person on the whole." How delusional are you? You honestly think that because you believe you're a "better person" than me that I should stop giving you crap? Come on, that's a bit much. Even for you...

Scott, I'm doing this to try to knock you off the high horse that you've hoisted yourself up on in your mind. That, and it's kinda funny. Actually, since I can't legally drive, this is probably the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards... (and yes, that was a Dr. Cox quote) It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/2i8983o.jpg

Oh, and Scott. I still love you :)

punkrock_scotty
01-05-07, 10:28 PM
Neil = 1
Scott = 0

Burnt...and to tell you the truth, im ok with it.
Well done.

Now, back to my sex-fiend of a car, if you will.

Neilus
02-05-07, 04:57 AM
Yes, I win! I am the grand champion of the internet!!!

J
02-05-07, 01:25 PM
what the fuck is the internet?

punkrock_scotty
02-05-07, 03:27 PM
what the fuck is the internet?

HAHAHAHA...gold.

Neilus
02-05-07, 04:49 PM
what the fuck is the internet?

no no no no. I wasn't with a hooker today!!

Buddy
02-05-07, 06:35 PM
how long till ur rta approved neil

xero
02-05-07, 08:21 PM
hahahahahahahah

bergin...why risk ur life going hard in the wet in a boat

wait wait wait... dont boats handle better in the wet??

and was your sail up or down on said run?

Neilus
03-05-07, 07:12 AM
how long till ur rta approved neil

How long until you stop speaking to me?

Buddy
03-05-07, 08:00 AM
How long until you stop speaking to me?

how long till ur car is not rooted and has chromies

Neilus
03-05-07, 10:00 AM
how long till ur car is not rooted and has chromies

It'll happen after the rash clears up. That cream the doctor gave me seems to be working but I can't stop myself from scratching it...

McCoey
03-05-07, 10:10 AM
Pardon me for asking, but thread isnt serious is it?

Neilus
03-05-07, 10:16 AM
Pardon me for asking, but thread isnt serious is it?

This thread is no less serious than that tie you're wearing...

punkrock_scotty
03-05-07, 11:17 AM
yes this thread is serious...its MEANT to be about my car.

McCoey
03-05-07, 11:33 AM
ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.

I didnt think it was serious with a comment like the one above. :rolleyes:

punkrock_scotty
03-05-07, 12:31 PM
I didnt think it was serious with a comment like the one above. :rolleyes:

i didnt think you knew what my driving was like...

McCoey
03-05-07, 12:42 PM
Your driving isnt the point, suggesting to somone to look at your driving on an open road is the stupid part. If you want to compare wang sizes, do it on the track.

Buddy
03-05-07, 01:47 PM
Your driving isnt the point, suggesting to somone to look at your driving on an open road is the stupid part. If you want to compare wang sizes, do it on the track.

so.. so by track you mean pac?

punkrock_scotty
03-05-07, 05:13 PM
hahaha.

Neilus
03-05-07, 09:18 PM
ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/fail.jpg

Buddy
03-05-07, 10:27 PM
dammit this is funny

walkie86
03-05-07, 10:58 PM
no less serious than Neils rash :(

Neilus
04-05-07, 06:56 PM
no less serious than Neils rash :(

is it weird if it looks like it's growing a face...?


...and smiling at me? :shock:

punkrock_scotty
04-05-07, 07:35 PM
god damnit

Neilus
04-05-07, 08:26 PM
something wrong?

punkrock_scotty
05-05-07, 01:30 PM
the car people the car!

McCoey
05-05-07, 01:55 PM
Its a standard cressida grande, what more can one say?

Hrmzz, Okay. I've given it some thought, and the only thing I can about cressida grande's is my dentist had one about 15 years ago. Happy now?

Neilus
05-05-07, 01:59 PM
It's not standard. He's got neons and a Toyota sticker over the back window. Or weren't you paying attention?

Neilus
05-05-07, 02:08 PM
the car people the car!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/failcartoon.jpg

McCoey
05-05-07, 02:19 PM
Sorry, I didnt realise he had modifications, obviously not the sort of car my dentist would have driven around in, cira 1992 then.

punkrock_scotty
05-05-07, 04:12 PM
and may i ask what you drive? seeing as you dont have a thread on your car.

McCoey
05-05-07, 04:29 PM
There is a thread about my car somewhere here, prolly when I first joined up to JDMST late 05' if I could be arse trying to find it.

My car below:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Cerrion/mycar1.jpg

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Cerrion/mycar2.jpg

punkrock_scotty
05-05-07, 04:57 PM
not a fan of the cars but looks nice.

van
05-05-07, 05:32 PM
Well, the Cressida ain't my style in the slightest (not yet anyway, I'll let you know when I'm 73), but you obviously adore your car so my hat's off to you for that.

McCoey
05-05-07, 05:34 PM
That is true.

Neilus
05-05-07, 07:29 PM
not a fan of the cars but looks nice.

LOL, Scott now you're picking fights with people you don't know??

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/fail.gif

punkrock_scotty
06-05-07, 06:14 PM
LOL, Scott now you're picking fights with people you don't know??

how is complementing the guy on owning a nice looking mx5 picking a fight with him?


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/oldwomendrivers01.jpg

Dave R
06-05-07, 06:27 PM
Comon guyz :)

Cant we all just get along :P

We all here for the same reasons... Having a passion for JDM cars :) We should all respect eachothers tastes...


Both Cars are nice in there own ways :)

For Fuck sake one is a sedan (VIP) and one is a convertable (SPORTS)... Lol...

Chelax :P

menty
06-05-07, 08:29 PM
Rage.

To add some fuel to the fire, you forgot the wheels and the 200kg sub that used to live in the boot :)

- cressys ftw

punkrock_scotty
06-05-07, 09:33 PM
lol ya...that sub setup was one hefty p.o.s. my new setup shits all over the old one. and it weighs about half as much. w00t. good thing is tho the new wheels are lighter than my stock ones by 2kg :D

Buddy
06-05-07, 09:38 PM
time for hectic pod and dori pipe

punkrock_scotty
07-05-07, 05:52 PM
got rid of my pod asians ago, modified the stock air filter (thanks for the idea kevin hahaha) and it sucks really well now. kinda like neil actually.

dori pipe?

update: removed the grandpa chrome strips from around the wheel arches, just to give it a more sleek look.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0006-2.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0005.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0004-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/PICT0003-1.jpg

Buddy
07-05-07, 05:54 PM
some springs need to be chopped asap

Neilus
07-05-07, 05:57 PM
I'm fairly certain that not even I suck more than your Cressida. And I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose...

punkrock_scotty
07-05-07, 09:41 PM
neil for once in your life dude shut up and stop putting your 2 cents in. jesus christ.

stew: man im looking into some new springs as we speak.

Buddy
07-05-07, 09:49 PM
come to maccas tongiht.. tongiht whats on

Neilus
08-05-07, 04:32 AM
and it sucks really well now. kinda like neil actually.



neil for once in your life dude shut up and stop putting your 2 cents in. jesus christ.


Oh, so you make a completely unprovoked derogatory remark about me and now you're demanding I sit in complete silence so you think you look smarter? Jesus Christ, Scott. Get back on the short bus. The other retards are starting to lose their self esteem...


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/failfatty.jpg

Buddy
08-05-07, 08:29 AM
lovin thses fail pics.. when u get ur license back i can see a mega arm wrestle coming on

punkrock_scotty
08-05-07, 05:17 PM
arm wrestle?

Neilus
08-05-07, 05:19 PM
He wants me to waste my time...

punkrock_scotty
08-05-07, 07:13 PM
He wants me to waste my time...

why are you acting like you havent already?

Neilus
08-05-07, 07:38 PM
That doesn't make sense...

punkrock_scotty
08-05-07, 07:41 PM
you...arguing with me....in my car thread...was....a....waste....of....your.....time. .................................neil.

............

Neilus
08-05-07, 07:47 PM
1) I'm not arguing with you. I was answering your question.

2)
Actually, since I can't legally drive, this is probably the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards... It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.




you...arguing with me....in my car thread...was....a....waste....of....your.....time. .................................neil.

............

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/failstarwars.jpg

punkrock_scotty
08-05-07, 09:35 PM
you're running out of fail piccies neil, i think that one's the last one on google images. what will you do then?

Buddy
09-05-07, 08:18 AM
when he runs out.. its arm westle time.. thats whats happening

punkrock_scotty
09-05-07, 07:33 PM
wtf arm wrestle? can someone say something either about my car or something that fucking makes sense?

McCoey
09-05-07, 10:58 PM
wtf arm wrestle? can someone say something either about my car or something that fucking makes sense?

Okay, I'll take this as a challenge to say somthing that makes sense. I'm just not 'feeling' your car in any way, nor do I have anything good or bad to say about it. Your car is just a car to me, If it were a color, it would be biege.

So, since I cant anything about your car, I'll say somthing that makes sense, which was your second preference.

"Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males."

walkie86
09-05-07, 11:10 PM
"Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males."

Ohhh... so that's why my family don't talk about my grandpa :oops:

ClioF1
09-05-07, 11:39 PM
Ohhh... so that's why my family don't talk about my grandpa :oops:

That explains a heap about you then mate :D

walkie86
09-05-07, 11:59 PM
That explains a heap about you then mate :D

Yeh it does hey! :rolleyes:

nath
10-05-07, 01:02 AM
hahaha yeh the camira was my old car. needed an upgrade something chronic. camira was reliable but was slow as a wet week. and it couldnt do burnouts.

i still see the camira everywhere. plates on it are QNJ - 284

What do you mean Camira's can't do burnouts. That's the only thing they were good at.

1) Pull handbrake up

2) Turn wheel to 1/4 lock to the right

3) Floor it.

Used to work everytime. (As a result , now mum drives a corolla :rolleyes: )

nath
10-05-07, 01:14 AM
PS: This thread is fantastic!

Buddy
10-05-07, 08:03 AM
Okay, I'll take this as a challenge to say somthing that makes sense. I'm just not 'feeling' your car in any way, nor do I have anything good or bad to say about it. Your car is just a car to me, If it were a color, it would be biege.

So, since I cant anything about your car, I'll say somthing that makes sense, which was your second preference.

"Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males."

this guys is gold!!

..bergin people arent replying about ur car beause its isnt really modified jdm.. and there are many mods happening week to week.. or not interesting pics.. (track ect..)

Neilus
10-05-07, 08:39 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/2277_image.jpg

punkrock_scotty
10-05-07, 01:58 PM
maybe we should sticky this and rename it to "The Official Bag-Out Scotty Thread"

nice.

Neilus
10-05-07, 02:05 PM
You could say the same thing about your life...

ps. I still love you Scott. Really.

NAE-92X
10-05-07, 07:57 PM
so slack but tru so i suppose it was one of thpose things that needed to be said..
ADM CRESSIDA FTMFL

punkrock_scotty
13-05-07, 05:12 PM
yeah cool.

fun33r
02-06-07, 07:51 PM
funniest thread '07'

Neilus
04-06-07, 12:12 AM
There's alot of love here. Even if it's invisible to the untrained eye...

josh..
04-06-07, 10:47 AM
my eye = untrained..
funny stuff

McCoey
04-06-07, 11:16 AM
Still not feeling it...

Neilus
07-06-07, 05:42 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/Bergin.jpg

punkrock_scotty
14-07-07, 02:42 PM
few happy snaps from a recent cressida meet-up. all the cars were meant to be filmed for a section on ignition dvd but the cameraman got hit by a car at oran park and was unnavailable for the shoot. one of the cressida dudes brought his camera so it wasnt a complete loss.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810233_vlZYhtvC.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810237_9rmDX7t5.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810238_2guWIy4C.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810243_uEQU6iCA.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810244_NSgzkgXZ.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_005.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_010.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_023.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_039.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_050.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_071.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/A07-07-07_078.jpg

Buddy
14-07-07, 02:49 PM
ur cars looks pretty damm clean!! lots of them need to be lowered though

Neilus
14-07-07, 02:50 PM
all the cars were meant to be filmed for a section on ignition dvd but the cameraman got hit by a car at oran park and was unnavailable for the shoot.

Yeah, i'd rather get hit by a car than film your Cressida too...


In all seriousness your car doesn't look half bad. Lose the dead cat holes...

punkrock_scotty
14-07-07, 03:38 PM
hahaha cheers neil. dead cat holes?

stew: yeh a few of them need to be lowered something chronic. mine sits alot better than some of the stock ones for some reason.

i actually found a hidden talent of mine when i was washing my car before the cruise...im damn good at washing/detailing cars. spent 3.5 hours on the damn thing and didnt even polish it...turned out alright methinks.

Neilus
14-07-07, 03:42 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/81810233_vlZYhtvC.jpg

menty
14-07-07, 07:36 PM
Scotty, u should just buy my car and swap the suspension and zorst over

Buddy
15-07-07, 11:32 AM
whats up with ur drivers side paerking light>>

punkrock_scotty
15-07-07, 11:41 AM
whats up with ur drivers side paerking light>>

didnt u hear about that? i had a prang ages ago at bp.

menty i thought u were keeping ur zorst and suspension?

Marc
15-07-07, 11:56 AM
didnt u hear about that? i had a prang ages ago at bp.


ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.

Why dont you start by showing us how to get out of a servo....without hitting anything.

Also after reading this thread start to finish, you are in fact, a douchebag.

Neilus
15-07-07, 05:36 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/driftbible8.jpg

Buddy
15-07-07, 08:04 PM
yep told

Kaotic
15-07-07, 08:29 PM
that first pic looks like that petrol station in west ryde with the car wash and cafe?? next to West ryde hotel.... is it?

Marc
15-07-07, 08:43 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/Punkrock_Scotty/81810244_NSgzkgXZ.jpg

"Dori dori, fully sick broooooo *DOSE DOSE!!!*"

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3066/ahyesmanfixedpy5.gif

Magnet
15-07-07, 11:14 PM
It's funny because he's not actually sliding

Marc
15-07-07, 11:33 PM
He is posing.

menty
16-07-07, 02:39 AM
didnt u hear about that? i had a prang ages ago at bp.

menty i thought u were keeping ur zorst and suspension?
Nah not keeping anything anymore. Trying to get rid of my car whole with everything for 1.5K and no one wants it. I know its worth so much more, but with uni starting up again soon I wont have the time

Neilus
16-07-07, 02:59 AM
It's been proven that he needs 4 people lifting the rear wheels while they're covered in oil for any loss of traction, so i guess that photo's as good as it's going to get...

punkrock_scotty
17-07-07, 05:24 AM
He is posing.

who the fuck are you? and why do u have a picture of ernest borgnine as your avatar?

Neilus
17-07-07, 07:07 PM
To take a page out of Nobbsy's book.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/bergin-1.jpg

Buddy
17-07-07, 08:09 PM
dont argue with marc.. his car runs 12s.. u cant argue with that..

McCoey
17-07-07, 08:44 PM
Heh ;)

Marc
17-07-07, 10:22 PM
dont argue with marc.. his car runs 12s.. u cant argue with that..

Yeah i know its fucking sad, i just need to get the guts (and traction) to put it on high boost ;)

Buddy
17-07-07, 10:25 PM
i wasnt taking the piss.

punkrock_scotty
18-07-07, 05:04 PM
ok yes 12s....thats probably quick enough to steralise any man. props.

once and for all, i dont claim my car to run any good times at the strip, nor is it a touge weapon or dori dynamo...i bought it as a daily driver with the hope of eventually doing an engine conversion and making a moderately fast car.

its my daily driver...its comfortable, has some balls and it does the job quite well. i dont profess to being a fulsik driver nor do i believe my car can do things that it sure as shit cannot. so cmon cut me some slack for wanting to be part of car clubs and such and taking an interest in my own car.

[/rant]

Neilus
18-07-07, 05:22 PM
nor is it a touge weapon



brand new tyres help quite a bit. seriously you guys dont know my car, it doesnt understeer, even in the wet. not to mention i cant get the back to slide out unless i really flick it around a corner...which i dont in pac.



i dont profess to being a fulsik driver nor do i believe my car can do things that it sure as shit cannot.



ill take you through old pac and show you fucking driving.



This thread is long enough now that I can actually use your old posts to contradict your new ones. Happy days...

josh2.5
18-07-07, 05:50 PM
Hahahahaha this thread has just made my afternoon. So goddamn funny!

Magnet
18-07-07, 06:51 PM
Cressidas are not a car that you put good tyres on, do suspension mods to, etc. They are a joke, at best.

If a cressie doesn't have bodyroll and smoke coming out the back, it's pathetic. The reason you don't get under or oversteer is because cressies come out factory with ultimate body roll, and even at times you think you may be sliding(id est, when 3 people and a giant try and lift up the back of the barge and oil the ground and the car appears to be moving slightly downhill), it's just your body roll.

Having said that, my cressida is fucking awesome. Whiplash acceleration and braking(possibly a slight illusion due to the suspension allowing the front bar to touch the ground under hard braking), bodyroll is excellent, maxxed out timing(it loves it), a healthy cloud of white smoke out the exhuast at all times, the works.

I'll race you for slips

Buddy
18-07-07, 07:20 PM
yea ive seen this ryans red one in action.. its on

McCoey
19-07-07, 12:44 PM
This thread is long enough now that I can actually use your old posts to contradict your new ones. Happy days...


Funniest post eva!

:lol:

Mike.V?!
19-07-07, 01:43 PM
few happy snaps from a recent cressida meet-up. all the cars were meant to be filmed for a section on ignition dvd but the cameraman got hit by a car at oran park and was unnavailable for the shoot. one of the cressida dudes brought his camera so it wasnt a complete loss.


That's quite a hill you were parked on.

punkrock_scotty
19-07-07, 02:14 PM
new tyres + factory barge = hard to break traction, anyone who knows cars will know this. put my old rims on and ill smoke it up anywhere.

Ryan i didnt know u had a cressie?

josh2.5
19-07-07, 02:18 PM
ill smoke it up anywhere.

Why would you want to?

McCoey
19-07-07, 02:30 PM
Smoke from where, Engine or Tranny?

josh2.5
19-07-07, 02:38 PM
*EDIT. Pic removed. probably abit far :p

Sp33dY
19-07-07, 02:56 PM
I think all this cressida bashing is a bit harsh .... they have no less power than an NA rb30e VL Commonwhote or a R31 Nissan Skyline, and theyve been proven to perform in NA form for years ..... fair go guys!

josh2.5
19-07-07, 03:04 PM
I dont think anyone really had a problem with Cressidas from what Ive read over the past few pages.

I think its more this guys attitude towards them and his driving skills.

Ive got no problem with Cressidas to be honest. I think you could make a pretty cool VIP style ride outa one!

Sp33dY
19-07-07, 03:06 PM
Tru dat Josh .....

Buddy
19-07-07, 03:09 PM
I think all this cressida bashing is a bit harsh .... they have no less power than an NA rb30e VL Commonwhote or !

ur on drugs!! thats a lie and u know it, VL would munch 7mge

Neilus
19-07-07, 03:21 PM
It's true, I've seen it...

Sp33dY
19-07-07, 03:25 PM
ur on drugs!! thats a lie and u know it, VL would munch 7mge

I dunno bout that ..... back in 2001 -- my R31 Skyline TI was dead even with a mates Cressida 7mge .... both had 2.5" cat back exhausts and hectik lowered lovells springs. Either mine was slow, or his was fast. lol

rupewrecht
19-07-07, 03:46 PM
*EDIT. Pic removed. probably abit far :p

Soft bitch. ;)



I dunno bout that ..... back in 2001 -- my R31 Skyline TI was dead even with a mates Cressida 7mge .... both had 2.5" cat back exhausts and hectik lowered lovells springs. Either mine was slow, or his was fast. lol

How did yours compare to the "freak" Emin8shun? :lol: :lol: :P



The last Cressida i remember paying attention to was one with 2 turbos bolted in front of the auto box...and that DID end up in a cloud of smoke at the end of Heathcote raceway...and went home on a tray truck :lol:

josh2.5
19-07-07, 04:12 PM
Soft bitch. ;)

Haha sorry buddy didnt want to stir shit too much :P

rupewrecht
19-07-07, 04:18 PM
Haha sorry buddy didnt want to stir shit too much :P

yeah fair call, you're not scathing

Neilus
19-07-07, 04:47 PM
Haha sorry buddy didnt want to stir shit too much :P

stirring shit too much?

No such thing mate...

punkrock_scotty
20-07-07, 05:34 AM
My attitude towards my car and my driving skills?

i think of myself as a pretty good driver. never written off a car. never driven my car off a cliff.

i like my car. it does everything i want it to and im happy with that. now that you have all moved on from this 'iced' character and started directing your shit to me, i understand what he was saying about you speds being of a year 10 calibre. i copped this kinda shit all through high school, never thought id have to put up with it on an open car forum.

Neilus
20-07-07, 05:36 AM
I wuv you Scotty :)

CoffeeBoss
20-07-07, 09:38 AM
I'll put my hand up and be counted as a former Cressy driver. Apart from the 7M's headgasket issue, a damn nice car. Well ahead of the competition in 1992.

If i had my time again i'd try for a JZX81 Chaser conversion:
http://static.flickr.com/28/94655076_c629e0cbbc.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/15/94655192_f7fb575ddb.jpg

Neil, Scotty, game on.

McCoey
20-07-07, 10:28 AM
My attitude towards my car and my driving skills?

i think of myself as a pretty good driver. never written off a car. never driven my car off a cliff.

i like my car. it does everything i want it to and im happy with that. now that you have all moved on from this 'iced' character and started directing your shit to me, i understand what he was saying about you speds being of a year 10 calibre. i copped this kinda shit all through high school, never thought id have to put up with it on an open car forum.

When did this become about you? Its about your Cressida, so in keeping with that theme.

Cressida = Land yacht

Neilus
20-07-07, 07:17 PM
If i had my time again i'd try for a JZX81 Chaser conversion:
http://static.flickr.com/28/94655076_c629e0cbbc.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/15/94655192_f7fb575ddb.jpg


Hot.

Magnet
20-07-07, 07:22 PM
Ryan i didnt know u had a cressie?
Yah, my dad found it for 500bux outside some old guy's place with a blown headgasket(is this a common problem? :-o ).


Smoke from where, Engine or Tranny?
I'll try and get a vid up of my cressida's exhaust... it's amazing.


now that you have all moved on from this 'iced' character and started directing your shit to me, i understand what he was saying about you speds being of a year 10 calibre..
The difference between both situations is we don't actually hate you.

Neilus
20-07-07, 08:04 PM
I nodded to everything Magnet just said.

punkrock_scotty
21-07-07, 06:14 PM
hmm yes headgasket is the most common problem with the 7m. mines still intact and its got almost 270,000kms on the clock.
Thunderbird...that chaser is absolute sex. im gonna try for one when im off my p's and have a bit more money methinks.

Buddy
21-07-07, 06:16 PM
bring this sik ride to bp tongiht yo

Marc
21-07-07, 10:59 PM
ill smoke it up anywhere.

http://www.mudsugar.com/uploads/grandmas_boy.jpg

"I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck."

Neilus
30-07-07, 02:18 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y194/ihatechromies/SuperTroopersShenanigans-2.jpg

NAE-92X
31-07-07, 11:31 AM
bergin springs are 125 a pair for 1.5 inches lower
if u want 2inches lower at the back to make the hull level then its 150 a pair for the back and 125 for the front
has them in stock and u have the choice of dobinsons or kin springs
up to u

Neilus
31-07-07, 04:37 PM
So Scott, should I get a FAIL photo ready for when you wear your new shirt tonight?

Mike.V?!
31-07-07, 04:49 PM
Has Scotty even posted outside of this thread yet?

Neilus
31-07-07, 06:12 PM
Yes, all his most witty and thought provoking posts exist outside of this thread.

Marc
31-07-07, 06:22 PM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5521/ottobongdw2.gif

punkrock_scotty
31-07-07, 07:54 PM
bergin springs are 125 a pair for 1.5 inches lower
if u want 2inches lower at the back to make the hull level then its 150 a pair for the back and 125 for the front
has them in stock and u have the choice of dobinsons or kin springs
up to u

i think ill go dobinsons with the 2inch drop at the back. as you said, king springs are nothing flash.

Buddy
01-08-07, 07:35 PM
i think ill go dobinsons with the 2inch drop at the back. as you said, king springs are nothing flash.

nothing wrong with king springs.


i think u missed the joke about the hull being slammed closer to the ground..

but yes do someth8ing to lower it

punkrock_scotty
02-08-07, 09:39 PM
i think u missed the joke about the hull being slammed closer to the ground..


no no...i got it. didnt really find the need to comment on it...yes, boat, i know blah blah blah.

punkrock_scotty
16-08-07, 04:43 PM
so finally got around to fixing up my busted parking light, not that any of you care.

dunno wat ill do about springs...now that i have to pay the $240 fine and got rego on the 26th, chances are they will find the gushing oil leak in the fuker so ill probly have to get someone to fix that before they will pass it. then its about $1k for the whole rego experience. loan repayment just raped me again so thats $300 i dont have. springs may have to wait :(

hey neil, i got done by that same pacikfik hwy camera u did. difference is im gonna lose the points...hooray for 1 point for 12 months. fucking revenue raising kkunts...and yes if theres any cops cruising the site...come get ur money in person*...whores.

*no seriously im not risking driving to the post office.

Babalouie
16-08-07, 04:55 PM
Degrease the bottom of your engine before rego....purely from a point of view of trying to track down the leak of course. And if the oil leak doesn't reappear before rego then cool.

Stalemete
16-08-07, 05:10 PM
Scotty, random question..
Why does it look like you took to your sig with a permanent marker :?