View Full Version : one for the girls "the secret is out"

07-10-06, 01:07 AM
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm
just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused,
since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will
satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish
things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so
he will also need your advice to think properly.">

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
hat's the
catch Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have
to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little secret. You know, woman to woman."

thanks to some person whos got me on their jokes e-mail list. :roll: :lol:

07-10-06, 01:50 PM

08-10-06, 12:33 AM
So i'm guessing gods a chick?

Apparently jesus was black. More of a milk chocolate brown... maybe gods a black chick then?

08-10-06, 04:59 AM

washing, ironing, f*cking, etcetera.